[Reese holds her pen in front of Crews while walking]
ReeseHere! Take it! Everything that goes down his pants, you're going to keep.
[Crews takes the pen, Reese smells her hands with disgust]
A character in Life
Played by Sarah Shahi
Life · 97 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Life: in 49 of its 97 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie Crews (45)
[Reese holds her pen in front of Crews while walking]
ReeseHere! Take it! Everything that goes down his pants, you're going to keep.
[Crews takes the pen, Reese smells her hands with disgust]
Dani ReeseFocus on the words I'm actually saying.
Dani ReeseYou think you hit bottom Rick? You have no idea how far down this goes, do you? You think you're bad? You think you got a demon inside of you? You don't even know what that means!
Reese[to Crews] He was not looking for the person not obeying the law. He was looking for the person not not obeying the law. That kinda talk remind you of anyone?
Dani ReeseNo threats against his family?
Not that we know, but we just work here. We go home after our shifts. It's the convicts who are here 24/7, they know what really goes on.
He means inmates.
He means convicts.
What, you don't like that word? What do you care?
[Charlie turns to face the guard]
Dani ReeseCome on Crews, let's go.
Yeah, we know who you are. Know you did your 12 years. Maybe you were innocent. Maybe not. It don't make no difference to us, because we know what you did to that correction officer in Pelican Bay. That makes you a con. Don't it?
Dani ReeseYou two need to escort us out now.
You gettin' angry, convict?
[calmly] Anger ruins joy. Steals the goodness of my mind. Forces my mouth to say terrible things. Overcoming anger brings peace of mind. Leads to a mind without regrets. If I overcome anger, I will be delightful and loved by everyone.
Are you making fun of us?
It is the universe that makes fun of us all.
[turns and faces other guard, walks away. Reese gives them both a dirty look]
[as they walk outside the prison]
ReeseWhy would the universe make fun of us all?
Maybe it's insecure.
ReeseI need a drink.
I know something better. [holding out a cup] Mango?
Reese[shaking her head] That's okay.
These came all the way from Guatamala, and now they're right here in this cup. It's all connected, Reese.
ReeseWhat is?
It is.
ReeseMm, that's Zen.
Is it?
ReeseThat's Zen too, isn't it...
Is it?
ReeseSay "Is it?" one more time and I'll shoot you.
[reading the book 'Internet for Idiots'] IM stands for Instant Message.
Dani ReeseI know that.
You can't trace an IM.
ReeseDetective, I know that, too.
Dani ReeseI don't exactly understand you.
You don't have to understand here to be here.
ReeseThat's what I don't understand.
Dani ReeseYou expect me to believe that?
I have no expectations as to what you will or will not believe, but whatever you do believe can't change what was in that shoe.
ReeseWhy exactly can't you talk like a normal person?
When exactly was the last time you met a normal person?
Stun baton?
ReeseNine hundred thousand volts.
Felt like more.
[laying out all of the wedding photos] It's all here... except the one thing that isn't here...
Reese[to nearby officer] Do you know what that means? [to everyone] Does anybody know what that means?
ReeseI need to know if this is gonna be a thing with you.
Which "this" is that?
ReeseThis thing with Jake Silvers. Are you gonna go see falsely accused people everywhere?
You think that's not a good instinct for a cop to have?
ReeseI just need to know if it's going to be a thing with you.
Shouldn't "innocent until proven guilty" be a thing with all of us?
It was a near-death experience.
ReeseAnd it not being a full-death experience should make you happy.
ReeseThat's very, uh, what's the word, Crews?
Enlightened.
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