Life With Derek · Season 3
Casey: Solve for Max- I mean Solve for x...
Derek: Woah, Casey! You okay?
Casey: No I'm not! I have to go and take a test that I lied for in order to get because I had a fight with Max and I've never had a fight with Max! Except for now when I just did have a fight with Max, but only because he's a cheater like you!
Derek: Señora Sanchez? (raises hand)
Señora Sanchez: Si, Derek.
Derek: May I please be expelled?
Casey: Oh, so it's my fault you're failing Spanish?
Derek: Yes, and thanks to you, my parents might be sending me to private school.
Casey: What! That is SO unfair!
Derek: I know!
Casey: When I wanted to go to private school, there wasn't money.
Derek: Huh?
Lizzie: There's a plot afoot to scare Derek and we need you to join the team.
Edwin: Impossible.
Lizzie: Joining the team or scaring Derek?
Edwin: Both. I value my life.
Casey: Ah, Edwin! How long have you been here?
Edwin: Since I was born.
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