George: Derek, you failed your English test? You do speak English, right?
Derek: Very goodly.
“Grade-Point: Average” · Season 1, Episode 5
George: What does a dog say?
Marti: Nothing, because dogs can't talk!
Derek: This sounds like it was written by a 10 year old!
Edwin: Yeah! It was.
Sam: Maybe we can work on the project together?
Derek: Thanks, but I don't think both of us failing is the answer.
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