“(talking to an empty chair) Shh, I told...” – Cal Lightman, Lie to Me ... TV Quotes Database

(talking to an empty chair) Shh, I told you, quiet now.

AAJ

Who are you talking to?

That's Penelope. (talking to an empty chair) Quiet. I told you, be quiet.

(Cal knocks the empty chair over from under the table where AJ can't see.)

AAJ

You did that!

(Cal picks up the chair and sets it right.)

Eh?

AAJ

You did that.

Penelope did that.

AAJ

You're making that up.

Now, that's not fair. (pointing to the empty chair) She thinks you're cool.

AAJ

There's no one there.

She told me that she thought you were super cool.

(Cal and Aj look at each other)

AAJ

You're weird.

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