[sits down] I'm sorry, love.
He wouldn't have gone this far unless you were under his skin.
Not worth it.
You get hit, and it's okay? I get hit and suddenly, it's time to throw in the towel?
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You know, my mom's been spending all this time with Dad. I mean, they think I don't know. It's like they don't even remember how bad it was.
They'll have to figure it out for themselves. Maybe it will be different.
You don't believe that. [pauses] He's so much happier when he's with you.
I'm divorced, and I'm free, and I'm happy, and if you do something to screw that up...
I won't. I promise I won't. You know, push comes to shove, I can always go to Vegas, make the money back, so...
Wait. Don't even joke about that. Cal... Promise me you'll never go back to Vegas.
RAgent Reynolds
Judge Simon, this is Dr. Cal Lightman.
JSJudge Simon
Glad you could clear your schedule on such short notice.
Yeah, well, I couldn't, actually. This is Ria Torres. She's gonna determine whether or not you're a lying son of a bitch.
Where are we going?
Surprise. Oh. Divorce present.
Wasn't planning to toast the demise of my marriage, but thanks.
How you feeling?
Horrible, depressed like a loser.
You're happy.
I'm not happy, I'm devastated.
Where are you going? None of my business. Check. Power of nonverbal communication. Awesome, Love it.
What will you be when you grow up?
I am grown up.
Truth is, where are you?
I'm a--
You're on your way to become one of the lead experts in deception. But up here you're still a baggage screener at the airport. Until you change that you will always think you're not ready.
Wacky religions, they don't bother me because they're no wackier than the mainstream ones.
Do you really believe that there's a man in the clouds who will solve your problems if you make a wish to him?
So being a scientist means I can't believe in God?
Well, last I checked, talking to invisible people is usually diagnosed as schizophrenia.
Maybe you should let me talk to him.
Maybe you should remember whose name is on the door.
She might be right.
Oh, says the woman who's bringing up personal gripes from law school.
We're not here to judge, remember?
How can I not judge someone who creates their own harem, and tosses out the competition when they hit puberty?
Judge him? How can I copy him?
That's such a violation.
Yeah? Well, your mom's a lawyer. Sue me.
You just read me. You swore you would never do that and you just did.
Why did you do that?
You gotta have faith in something and I'm putting mine in you.
Thank you.
(after discovering Emily’s birth control pills) I hope for your sake these are just Tic-Tacs.
So, you're setting me up on a blind date with a potential murderer?
Yeah. Why? He's not your type?
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