Last Man Standing Season 1 quotes

Mike

Is that one of my beautiful daughters having coffee with her mom?

Chuck

Yeah, yeah. We even went to the theater. But, then we heard it was gonna be 3 hours long.

Mike

Hello, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man. A couple of times a week, I like to walk the sales floor and ask customers if they need help finding something. I like to do that, you know. And then they say, "Hey, you're Outdoor Man. Can I get a selfie and autograph?". And immediately, I regret offering to help. But a lot of times our customers will say, "I just enjoy looking around.". Wow. That's the best part of life, isn't it? Just seeing how much there is to see. You might like motorcycles, you might like water sports. And thanks to American inventor Clayton Jacobson, we have the Jet Ski. And you can do both at the same time. Damn. Yeah, if you keep your eyes open to new experiences, you're going to find a whole bunch of stuff you didn't even know you loved to do. You might even discover your love of building applies to dollhouses. And if Barbie has me as her architect, she not only gets a beautiful home, she upgrades from Ken to a John Elway bobblehead. So keep looking, keep hunting, keep making meaningful new connections with the people in your life. And when you're here at the store, remember, it doesn't matter what you buy, as long as you buy something. Baxter out.

Mike

Nothing.

Mike

None of your business!

Mike

Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, with a big thank you to everyone who's watched these vlogs, all 194 of them. I'm not gonna lie, you got great taste. But I also wanted to thank everyone who's not watching, because they're probably out making something, building something, doing something, fixing something. For too many people, the only thing they know is how to make an excuse. "It was too hard". "Didn't feel good". "They sent the wrong part". I've been thinking a lot about makers and takers, you know? Because I had something very valuable taken from me. Somebody took my truck. 10 years of attention to detail... poof, gone. It's an empty feeling, like when John Elway retired. Wow. Am I sad? Yeah, I'm sad. And I did what I always do when I get sad: eat some pork and remember Ronald Reagan... the Gipper... and the verse he quoted when he lost the GOP nomination. "Though I am hurt, I am not slain. I lay me down to bleed a while. Then I'll rise and fight again". I loved every moment of that show... I mean truck. It was a classic from a simpler, happier time. You know... the truck. And that's something that can't be stolen from me. What kind of punks steal other people's stuff? Make something yourself, men. My mother was right. She always quoted this famous comedian... and I can't remember his name... who said, "Men are pigs. Oh, oh, oh!". Baxter out.