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Last Man Standing · Season 1, Episode 15

Mike in “Unfinished Business”

Hello, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man. A couple of times a week, I like to walk the sales floor and ask customers if they need help finding something. I like to do that, you know. And then they say, "Hey, you're Outdoor Man. Can I get a selfie and autograph?". And immediately, I regret offering to help. But a lot of times our customers will say, "I just enjoy looking around.". Wow. That's the best part of life, isn't it? Just seeing how much there is to see. You might like motorcycles, you might like water sports. And thanks to American inventor Clayton Jacobson, we have the Jet Ski. And you can do both at the same time. Damn. Yeah, if you keep your eyes open to new experiences, you're going to find a whole bunch of stuff you didn't even know you loved to do. You might even discover your love of building applies to dollhouses. And if Barbie has me as her architect, she not only gets a beautiful home, she upgrades from Ken to a John Elway bobblehead. So keep looking, keep hunting, keep making meaningful new connections with the people in your life. And when you're here at the store, remember, it doesn't matter what you buy, as long as you buy something. Baxter out.

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