Mike in “Unfinished Business”

Mike

Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man. When did "new and improved" come to mean the same thing, huh? A lot of times, the new, improved version is somewhat worse than the original. You know what I'm talking about? How about the $ electronic key fob versus the ignition key? Because I guess this became just too much for people. I don't even know how to turn that. The ignition key never left you stranded because its tiny battery died. Who prefers Jefferson Starship to Jefferson Airplane? If you knew that person, could you be friends with that psychopath? James Bond. Meh, straight downhill since the late, great Sean Connery. On Bond's current trajectory, will eventually be played by former secretary of labor Robert Reich. And florescent lights. Who thought it was a good idea to invent lighting that makes you ugly no matter how good looking you are? God said, "Let there be light.". Tommy Edison said, "I'm on it, boss!". We should have left it at that, right? Put another way, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Which is why I'm taking my own advice and ending this perfect vlog right here. Baxter out.