Hey, Mike Baxter for Outdoor Man. Want to take a second to thank you all for making this vlog so popular. I may record it in the state of Colorado, but the Outdoor Man philosophy is really a state of mind. Hard to believe how big our following has gotten. I guess, like me, most outdoorsmen just love hunting for the truth. Of course, it's an election year, so it's really not in season. But over 2,000 years ago, a guy had only 12 followers, and he said something simple. "The truth shall set you free!". Those 12 guys retweeted so many times, Jesus now has over two billion fans. Now, that is an influencer. The only time the truth doesn't set you free is when you hold on to it. This is especially dangerous if you try to keep a secret from your wife. That leaves you with quite a dilemma. "Dilemma" from "di", meaning "two", and "lemma" as in "lemma explain what I meant". Marriage is just an endless injection of sodium pentothal. Lying to your wife is not only immoral, it's pointless. Try it, and you'll learn lies can actually set you free. Free to pack up your crap and move into a one-bedroom across town. Or maybe a nice one-man tent, on sale all this month at Outdoor Man. That's the truth. Baxter out.
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