Mike in “Unfinished Business”

Mike

Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man talking about arachnids. Spiders. I've traveled throughout the world and seen hundreds of the estimated 35,000 species. They can be big, little, poisonous, jump high, but one thing all spiders are is authentic. You push 'em, they push back. If you push up against a Brazilian, uh, wandering spider? You might want to wander into an emergency room. Spiders have very poor eyesight, you know? Unlike the Feds, who have a lot of eyes and can see your hard-earned money no matter where you put it. You got to love the female spiders. Yeah. They often begin eating the male during sex. You know, he knew what he was getting into, but he d*ed doing what he loved. Look, big females eat their puny mates (simply because A) They're hungry. Right? (B) They can. Love 'em or hate 'em, you never wonder if spiders are being straight with you. Maybe our leaders should take a lesson from spiders instead of, I don't know, snakes? Politicians like to come up with ways to convince us that they're being honest with us. Here's an idea. Why don't you tell the truth? Maybe we should be like spiders and let the women run things, huh? Yeah. Just be sure to avoid 'em, you know, when they're hungry. Baxter out.