Bradley, Jon and others in “The News”

Okay, Jon boy. Pick a card. Not that card. Not that one. Not that one either!

Well, which one then?

This one! All right now, look at it. What is it?

5 of diamonds.

All right now. Just put it back in there. Good boy. Oh, right. Is this your card?

Well of course it is, Bradley?

See? (chuckles)

Bradley, that’s not even magic.

Yeah, not real magic, just like the trick.

Bradley, that’s not even a trick.

Oh, look. Here comes the evening news.

Linda. Hi.

Good evening. Tonight, extra work shock means I have to stay in, looking to the week ahead you’re coming to the theater with me tomorrow evening.

But I can’t, I…

Eyewitnesses say the play is an excellent one. Onlookers have clapped and cheered. Now over to you, Paul.

I can’t come tomorrow evening. We’ve got a gig.

Your band will never make it. News reading is the only option. Those are the facts. You heard it here first.

Now you hold on a minute.

You just can’t say things like that.

You must leave the band. That’s all for now. See you the same time tomorrow evening. Goodnight.

Paul, you go slide above…

Yeah, we got to sort out.

What is your problem?

I sweat.