Carl Kolchak and Captain Leo Winwood in “The Zombie”

Looks like we're the only mourners here.

Kolchak, you keep a lot of people away from their jobs by your nosin' around.

Tell me, why is a gold-button captain of the city's finest attending the burial of a black pauper? And who is this black pauper that was buried in this cemetery last week ended up in Russo's burial ground yesterday? And then finally ends up in this cemetery today?

Kolchak, now you get out of here. Or let me put it another way- If you continue to butt into this situation, you're gonna find yourself pounding on your typewriter with casts up to your shoulders.

You gonna break my arms, Captain?

Now, would I wanna do a thing like that to you, Kolchak? Just ask yourself.