As the great Louis Pasteur once said, "Any schmoe can invent a rabies vaccine - but when will we find a cure for stupidity?"
“The Energy Eater” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Carl Kolchak (4)
RReceptionist
Here you are, Mr. Kolchak.
Thank you very much. Anybody important here today?
RReceptionist
No, just a bunch of reporters.
JEJim Elkhorn
What do you mean, "we", white man?
[narrating] They were loading unmarked boxes from an unmarked truck - but for me, everything had "double cross" written all over it.
[Kolchak and Elkhorn are assembling X-rays from the hospital, trying to build a picture of Matchemonedo, as Kolchak finds one that doesn't belong]
That's a vertebrae - what's that doing here?
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