How's it feel being one of a kind again?
Being one of a kind, is a very familiar feeling.
S1 E9Trust Doesn't Rust
S1 E10Inside Out
Maybe I can get something from the girl.
I wouldn't touch that line with a 10-foot drive shaft!
S1 E11The Final Verdict
I have a problem.
My dear boy, don't be modest. You have a multitude of problems.
S1 E12A Plush Ride
With your usual lack of subtlety, you would have no problem at all in panicking anyone with anything at all to hide. Actually, we might go so far as...
KITT?
Yes, Michael, I know.
Shut up.
S1 E13Forget Me Not
MMicki
Michael, if you don't stop driving like this, I'm gonna jump out.
Again?
How many languages do you speak now, anyway?
Should I count the archaic tongues?
S1 E15Give Me Liberty… or Give Me Death
There's no doubt about it, Michael. That's the exact signal I detected 2 milliseconds before the Prince brothers were... what is the phrase?
Blown to smithereens.
LLiberty
(muffled scream through tape)
Michael, she would like you to take the gag off.
Oh. (looks at Liberty) I don't think so. You know, this is the first conversation I've had with you where I could get a word in edgewise.
S1 E16The Topaz Connection
LLauren
Okay, there's the smile. Let's see, what else do we have? Ah, the cake, champagne... anything else?
I'll tell ya what; you do the cake, I'll do the champagne, and then we'll see what else comes to mind.
S1 E17A Nice, Indecent Little Town
SMSheriff Moore
That dishrag you put out you're calling "the press?"
JJobina
Just as surely as you call those six high school dropouts a police force.
S1 E18Chariot of Gold
DDeauville
Does it surprise you that we have devised the perfect crime to finance our project?
Comin' from you, nothin' surprises me.
DDeauville
Good. We understand each other.
(Michael arrives to confront Deauville)
DDeauville
Kill Michael Knight, KITT. Kill him!
(KITT starts charging towards Michael)
No, KITT. You're mine.
I have my orders.
You're my car, KITT.
I obey Graham Deauville.
What does KITT stand for? It's the 'Knight Industry Two Thousand. I know that because you're my car.
(KITT reverses slightly)
DDeauville
You obey me. You've been programmed to obey me. Tell him, Bonnie.
That's right, KITT.
(KITT spins wheels again, about to charge at Michael)
No, that's not right! I'm Michael Knight, You are the Knight Industry 2000! You are my car, you belong to me!
DDeauville
KITT!
(About to charge at Michael again) I have my orders. I obey Graham Deauville.
Then you're gonna have to kill me to stop me!
(Starts charging at Michael again) I obey Graham Deauville! (KITT's gauges start flickering, lower voice) I obey Graham Deauville. (even lower voice) I... obey... Graham... Deauville... (stops; normal voice) I can't kill you, Michael. You know that.
I was counting on that, pal. You made one big mistake, Deauville. KITT was programmed never ever to take a human life.
S1 E19White Bird
(to Cole) I'm going to start rattling cages until all the monkeys fall, so you get yourself a real good grip!
S1 E20Knight Moves
Michael, please be careful—this semi is worth a king's ransom.
Or a Knight's yearly salary.
At the very least.
SSheriff
When the fire department completes its investigation, I want you to stick around.
One minute you tell me to leave town, the next minute you tell me to stick around. Fella could get real dizzy listenin' to you, Sheriff.
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