(after evading bulldozers trying to ram them)
KITTAre you positive it was a deliberate assault on us?
No question about it.
KITTHow can you be so sure?
Because earthmovers don't mate this time of year.
S1 E7 Not a Drop to Drink
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Played by William Daniels
Knight Rider · 34 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Knight Rider: in 13 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Michael (11), Bonnie (2)
Scenes with KITT 13
KITTKITT(promising to find fuel for KITT) I'll find you some blood, Dracula.
KITTA very inept analogy. Blood has almost no combustible qualities at all.
S1 E8 No Big Thing
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What's wrong with a little companionship? You can understand that.
KITTNo, I cannot. When you're one-of-a-kind, companionship does not compute.
KKARR
You waste your time, my twin. You cannot triumph over a prototype. Desist your pursuit. You will be damaged.
KITTKARR, I didn't know you cared. KARR, perhaps you should be a little more careful and a lot less belligerent.
How's it feel being one of a kind again?
KITTBeing one of a kind, is a very familiar feeling.
Maybe I can get something from the girl.
KITTI wouldn't touch that line with a 10-foot drive shaft!
S1 E10 Inside Out
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KITTWith your usual lack of subtlety, you would have no problem at all in panicking anyone with anything at all to hide. Actually, we might go so far as...
KITT?
KITTYes, Michael, I know.
Shut up.
S1 E12 A Plush Ride
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How many languages do you speak now, anyway?
KITTShould I count the archaic tongues?
S1 E13 Forget Me Not
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KITTThere's no doubt about it, Michael. That's the exact signal I detected 2 milliseconds before the Prince brothers were... what is the phrase?
Blown to smithereens.
S1 E15 Give Me Liberty… or Give Me Death
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LLiberty
(muffled scream through tape)
KITTMichael, she would like you to take the gag off.
Oh. (looks at Liberty) I don't think so. You know, this is the first conversation I've had with you where I could get a word in edgewise.
S1 E15 Give Me Liberty… or Give Me Death
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(Michael arrives to confront Deauville)
DDeauville
Kill Michael Knight, KITT. Kill him!
(KITT starts charging towards Michael)
No, KITT. You're mine.
KITTI have my orders.
You're my car, KITT.
KITTI obey Graham Deauville.
What does KITT stand for? It's the 'Knight Industry Two Thousand. I know that because you're my car.
(KITT reverses slightly)
DDeauville
You obey me. You've been programmed to obey me. Tell him, Bonnie.
That's right, KITT.
(KITT spins wheels again, about to charge at Michael)
No, that's not right! I'm Michael Knight, You are the Knight Industry 2000! You are my car, you belong to me!
DDeauville
KITT!
KITT(About to charge at Michael again) I have my orders. I obey Graham Deauville.
Then you're gonna have to kill me to stop me!
KITT(Starts charging at Michael again) I obey Graham Deauville! (KITT's gauges start flickering, lower voice) I obey Graham Deauville. (even lower voice) I... obey... Graham... Deauville... (stops; normal voice) I can't kill you, Michael. You know that.
I was counting on that, pal. You made one big mistake, Deauville. KITT was programmed never ever to take a human life.
S1 E18 Chariot of Gold
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KITTSince you haven't asked, it was demeaning; demoralizing.
What?
KITTPolice impound.
S1 E22 Short Notice
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(last lines)
KITTWhere are we going, Michael?
We're going home, KITT. To the family. We're going to the Foundation.
S4 E12 Scent of the Roses
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