Michael quotes from Knight Rider

Michael, if you don't stop driving like this, I'm gonna jump out.

Michael

Again?

Michael

How many languages do you speak now, anyway?

KITT

Should I count the archaic tongues?

(muffled scream through tape)

KITT

Michael, she would like you to take the gag off.

Michael

Oh. (looks at Liberty) I don't think so. You know, this is the first conversation I've had with you where I could get a word in edgewise.

Okay, there's the smile. Let's see, what else do we have? Ah, the cake, champagne... anything else?

Michael

I'll tell ya what; you do the cake, I'll do the champagne, and then we'll see what else comes to mind.

Does it surprise you that we have devised the perfect crime to finance our project?

Michael

Comin' from you, nothin' surprises me.

Good. We understand each other.

Kill Michael Knight, KITT. Kill him!

Michael

No, KITT. You're mine.

KITT

I have my orders.

Michael

You're my car, KITT.

KITT

I obey Graham Deauville.

Michael

What does KITT stand for? It's the 'Knight Industry Two Thousand. I know that because you're my car.

You obey me. You've been programmed to obey me. Tell him, Bonnie.

Bonnie

That's right, KITT.

Michael

No, that's not right! I'm Michael Knight, You are the Knight Industry 2000! You are my car, you belong to me!

KITT!

KITT

(About to charge at Michael again) I have my orders. I obey Graham Deauville.

Michael

Then you're gonna have to kill me to stop me!

KITT

(Starts charging at Michael again) I obey Graham Deauville! (KITT's gauges start flickering, lower voice) I obey Graham Deauville. (even lower voice) I... obey... Graham... Deauville... (stops; normal voice) I can't kill you, Michael. You know that.

Michael

I was counting on that, pal. You made one big mistake, Deauville. KITT was programmed never ever to take a human life.

Devon

Michael, please be careful—this semi is worth a king's ransom.

Michael

Or a Knight's yearly salary.

Devon

At the very least.

When the fire department completes its investigation, I want you to stick around.

Michael

One minute you tell me to leave town, the next minute you tell me to stick around. Fella could get real dizzy listenin' to you, Sheriff.

Devon

(on videogames) I fail to see how anyone could find something so frivolous entertaining.

Michael

I'll bet your mother used to say the same thing when you used to run off and play cricket.

KITT

Since you haven't asked, it was demeaning; demoralizing.

Michael

What?

KITT

Police impound.

KITT

Where are we going, Michael?

Michael

We're going home, KITT. To the family. We're going to the Foundation.