This is crazy! I'm calling Bronco Barry. [calls Barry]
Goddangit, hello!
Mr. Bronco Barry, sir, you told me we were allowed to keep horses in a residential area in Dallas-
No take-backs, mister!
But, what about honesty? I thought we were fellow businessmen.
Oh, we are! And I out-businessed you! I've been trying to get rid of that horse for six months, and I ain't paying a large animal vet or some kinda funeral horse home to take him. You know what they charge to bury horses? Huh- do ya?! Two grand! And I wouldn't pay that much to bury my own mammy.
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