Hey, were you mad at me earlier?
No. Why?
Because this afternoon, you texted me, "Joseph, we need to talk." Period.
So periods are angry. No man, I just wanted to tell you that Connie came into the restaurant today.
No way! To see you?
She was on a date, uh, with Chane.
Oh Bobby. Did you freak out? Did you scream at him? Did you slap Connie's name out of his mouth?
I was actually really mature about the whole thing, 'cause truth is, I really just want Connie and I to be friends.
[unconvinced] Uh-huh...
[gets a text] It's her!
Connie? What's it say?
"It was really great to see you today." Period. "Karaoke tomorrow night?" Question mark?
Oh-ho! Sounds like she's got Bobby on the brain! Maybe you still got a shot.
Nah, I bet Chane's going too.
Dude, still! Say yes!
Okay, okay. "Hello, Connie." Period- nope. "It would be my honor to-"
[scoffs and takes Bobby's phone] I'll do it. Bobby, you text like AI.
The rules are confusing!
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