The "S" stands for service. The "T" is for trust. (Mr. Strickland and Debbie make out) "R" is for reliability. (doors are heard opening and closing) Now the "I", that stands for...
Woman's voice{offscreen}: Jackass!
Camera shows that Elizabeth "Miz Liz" Strickland has entered the banquet
M.F. Thatherton{offscreen}: Oh ho, it's Miss Strickland! This ought to be good!
No, heh, heh. It's for integrity. That's not even the right letter.
Now, now Miz Liz. We're in public.
YOU ARE IN PUBLIC WITH THIS LITTLE BIMBO... IN FRONT OF HALF OUR CHRISTMAS CARD LIST! (notices Debbie's earrings) Are those my mother's earrings?!
"C" is for compassion....
I WANT YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE!!
But Miz L...
AND OUT OF THE LAKE HOUSE!!
The lake house?
Please forgive me for stealing your thunder Hank. Please continue.
Miz Liz departs banquet hall
Okay now, where was I?
"D" for done.
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