Carl Moss, Hank Hill and others in “Little Horrors of Shop”

We don't have money for all these fancy teaching aides... like wood.

Hank Hill

You know, the Carl Moss I knew wouldn'--

Give it a rest, Hank. All parents care about these days is zero-tolerance drug policies and literacy. "Why can't Johnny read?" "Why can't Johnny read?" God, that gets old.

Hank

But Carl, shop is the foundation of all learning. And I'll tell you what, a youngster with a tool in both hands has no hands left to do drugs.

(exasperated) They'll just put the tools down if they want to do the drugs bad enough.