[Doug's first encounter with Carrie was when Doug worked as a nightclub bouncer and his friend and co-worker Richie got him a a date with Carrie's friend, Lynn]
Do you...you know, get in to a lot of fights at the club?
Well, you know, it is...it's...I try everything I can not to fight. It's like I tell my boys. Always be nice. Be very nice. Until it's time to not be nice. Then...be very not nice.
[laughs] I love that!
Yeah, I can't take full credit though. Patrick Swayze said it at Road House.
Oh, I never saw that movie!
You never saw it...? It's only the greatest movie ever made except for Risky Business.
More King of Queens quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's King of Queens pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.