Cousin Kyle in “Things That Make You Go Boom! / Kyle Be Back”

[speaking rapidly] You wouldn't believe it, and I had to walk home with my socks on my hands. Hey, where are we going? I've been abandoned, but never inside an abandoned building. And one time a dog ate my retainer. [Kyle's voice slows down and lowers in pitch as Kick dumps a gray substance on him from above, petrifying him] But, it didn't... fix... his... teeth. [Kick knocks Cousin Kyle over, shattering him. Just then, Cousin Kyle reassembles and his voice slowly changes back to normal as he begins talking again.] ...And this other time an old lady game me candy that tasted like purse.