[Mikey calls from his home, and his parents answer the phone]
Ms. Simon
Hi, you've reached the Simon residence. If your message is for Ms. Simon, press 1.
Mr. Simon
And if it's for me, Mr. Simon, press 2.
Ms. Simon
And if you're our only child in Japan and you're calling 'cause you're all alone in a big empty room and you miss the comforting sound of another human voice, stay on the line as we read from a list of words chosen at random from the dictionary.
Mr. Simon
"Vernacular."
Ms. Simon
"Flibbertigibbet."
Mr. Simon
"Mortgage."
Ms. Simon
"Pedal."
Mr. Simon
"Disenfranchise."
[Mikey hangs up]
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