Justified Season 1 quotes

Carl said he ain't gonna press charges. He said we were up there doing some sex thing, and it was... it was... consens... it was consexual.

Who are you, really? The guy whose chief punches him in the eye? That runs off to defend the honor of a lady? A guy that has a lady and the ex and the baby daughter all stashed out of state?

Raylan Givens

I guess so. What's your point?

You are a hero, Raylan. I met enough LEOs to know. I can tell you're a man that would run into a burning building without blinking an eye. Thing is, I think you're the one setting the fire.

Boyd Crowder

[to Johnny] Well, look at you. Even vultures can fly south for the winter.

In all my years of doing business, this is a first. And I don't mean that in a good way.

Technology to reply to a post is decades away.

[to Raylan] I have to admit I find your blatant abuse of government privilege incredibly sexy.

Boyd Crowder

[to Johnny] You know, what you could never understand is that some men lead and some men follow, and when you can't lead and you refuse to follow, you die alone in the desert.

Dewey Crowe

That's gonna look awful bad, we get pulled over with a load of dead dudes in the truck.

You ain't gotta worry, cousin Dewey. We'll hide 'em underneath all that heroin.

Raylan Givens

I'm on vacation, actually.

Vacation? And you thought you'd come to Memphis and kick the hornet's nest, huh?

Raylan Givens

And have some ribs.

[mocking] And have some ribs. Yeah.

Wynn Duffy

Hi, this is Wynn Duffy in 236. Could you send up another pot of coffee, please? Because this one tastes like my ass on Sunday. Thank you, dear.

Raylan Givens

Miller, would you call this a herd, a gaggle, or a flock of assholes?

I would call this a United Nations of assholes.

Boyd Crowder

Well, that's funny because we were just discussing ratifying some shit.

"King Lear"? Shakespeare? Basically, Lear split his kingdom in half and gave it to his two daughters, deal being Lear get to hang out and keep 100 knights. They agree, and then later, these two bitch-ass daughters, they change the deal. They like, "well, daddy, what you need with 100 knights? 50, 10, 5? What you need with one?" Lear says, "reason not the need." Hot damn! Reason not the need.

Raylan Givens

Uh-huh. I don't understand what these two are talking about, but I got to admit I'm interested.

Well, in the analogy, we be Lear, and we just want what's rightfully ours, and then we out, never to be seen again. And, well, they the bitches. You can have them and they kingdom.

Art Mullen

[to Raylan] Jesus Christ. Is this real, or has early-onset dementia finally set in, and I'm starting to see you in my waking hours?

Dewey Crowe

This conversation is just you and me.

Boyd Crowder

Hold on, Dewey, I'm gonna put you on speaker phone.

Katherine Hale

Wow, you got yourself caught between the Detroit rock and the shitkicker hard place. Trafficking in weight, like you said you never would. What happened Wynn? Did you finally just get greedy?

Wynn Duffy

[quietly] I don't know what happened.