DCDrug Chemist
[to Hestler Jones] Listen, Lynyrd Skynyrd, next time we're opening a dick sucking business, I'll ask for your advice.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
As a churchgoing man, I admire your turnaround, Boyd. I could never walk the path, though I understood its virtue. Your change has been remarkable, son. Having said that, you are getting severely goddamn close to meeting your maker.
You know, I continue to tell myself that you are not an evil man, because I believe that in your heart, you have the ability to do the right thing. But I will tell you something, Daddy, and you mark my words. Now, you bring meth into our homes, and I will destroy it.
[Bo laughs]
You think that's funny?
You know what's funny? You destroy me or my shit, it's the same thing as destroying yourself. That there is Crowder gospel. You mark them damn words, son.
For years I lusted after you, and I was far from subtle. Well, that was wrong. And not only because you were my brother's wife, but because it was unseemly, unwanted and it made you uncomfortable.
If by uncomfortable you mean it made my skin crawl, then yes.
Who am I kiddin'? I can't hurt my own son. [pause] Johnny, hurt my son.
Yeah, you see, the problem there is, I still don't know whether or not I can trust you.
You've known me 50 years.
Should that incline me to trust you more or less?
Dear Heavenly Father, I'm not gonna pretend to understand. You told me what you wanted done, and that's what we did. How could you let it end like this? All these men trusted me to lead them on the path of righteousness for your name's sake. All these men came to you because they believed in me. And now they're dead. I'm gonna need a sign. I'm gonna need to know that their sacrifice meant something to you. [Boyd pauses, then sighs] Maybe I've just been talking to myself this whole time.
Where you going?
I'm going after the young lady with the automatic weapon.
I'll get her.
What are you gonna do after you get her?
I ain't quite figured that out yet. Are you gonna shoot to stop me?
Maybe.
I'm pretty sure you're empty.
You gonna bet your life on that?
No Raylan, I'm gonna bet my life on you being the only friend I have left in this world.
Alright look, I've tried to be reasonable. You give me your word in ten seconds or I shoot you in the head.
So, you want to transfer me?
Honestly, Raylan, I don't know who would take you.
You're very funny. That's good stuff.
LMLoretta MacCready
Is this gonna be your new line? How we got the same sense of humor? What's in your mind? How do you think this is gonna go? You thinking, "maybe we'll fight a little, then it'll turn to wrestling and tickling and laughing, then she'll say, 'ooh, don't touch me there,' and then she won't stop me"? Is that how it runs in your head? You don't even know what to say now, do you? Even me talking about wrestling and tickling and "ooh, don't touch me there," it's like a spell's been cast, and you won't break it. Well, maybe you're just dreaming and you don't wanna wake up. [Loretta slaps Dean hard across the face] Well, wake up!
Woah woah, okay. I'm just gonna ask you one question. Do you know how a firearm works?
What?
The key word in firearm is "fire." When the pin hits the cap, makes the charge explode, meaning there's a spark, which should be of some concern to a man soaked in gasoline.
That's bullshit. That spark's too far away from the gasoline.
You didn't finish school, did you, Mr. Dean? It's not the liquid that burns. It's the fumes. Now, look. Now look, normally I would have just shot you myself the second you pulled, but I am doing my level best to avoid the paper work and the self-recrimination that comes with it, though Lord knows that you are the kind that makes it worth it more. Come on, Jimmy, can't we just try to end this without you turning yourself into the Human Torch?
[after poisoning Walt] Oh, this is the bad part, but it doesn't last long. Mixture's all natural, from up in the hills. All kinds of knowledge up in the hills. Something my grandmama taught me. She learned it from her grandmama.
WMWalt MacCready
Loretta?
I'll raise her myself. Don't you think that'll be better for her? Then the way it's been around here with you and your sadness. All the troubles of your hard life, it's all gone now. You get to know the mystery, Walt. You get to see your Sally Ann again.
My outlaw ways are behind me.
Just you saying that scares the shit out of me.
You kicked the man out of the house? He's under house arrest.
I hope you get cancer!
Already had it!
I hope you get it again!
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