KHKarl Hanselman
Next time you're in Cincinnati, come by the gallery, I'll show you my collection. I think you'll be quite surprised.
Honestly, I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.
Well, that might solve a few problems.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
KHKarl Hanselman
My father grew up in Germany, in Munich, before the war. He was very poor. He saw the wealthy of his city, and he wanted what they had. But there was no way someone like him could ever hope to rise to that... and then along came a very charismatic man who knew who was to blame, and my father followed him. Publicly, after the war, my father recanted everything the Reich stood for, but he never did in his heart. In private, after some wine, he would say that his years working for Hitler were the best of his life. His proudest achievement was when Hitler selected him to run a team that went through the country, reacquiring the Fuhrer's old paintings. I hated my father. So, this has been my project. I buy Hitler's shitty paintings... and I burn them.
Just what part of being under investigation confuses you, Raylan?
So many things confuse me, Art.
Do you think we're going to banter here? 'Cause we're not.
You know what they say about back woods cabins in Harlan, they're like assholes, sawed off shotguns and pick-up trucks.
Everybody's got one.
You know, I put Bo away five years ago. He was running drugs up through Harlan. Wasn't selling, more of a conduit for shit flowing up from the South. But my problem with the Crowders started a while before that. You remember Henry Crowder?
He drove the Bookmobile around to all the schools.
Great guy, sweet guy. The one good Crowder.
Yeah.
Until one day, eight years ago, he picked up a 10-year-old little girl, drove her over to Pine Mountain Forest, tied her up—
No.
—raped her, strangled her. Charlotte Rose Thomas. My niece.
Well, I can't imagine anything worse than that.
She'd be finishing high school about now.
You put Henry away?
I spent years searching high and low. Never found him. But I rode them Crowders hard. Some folks say that's why I put Bo away for his drug running.
As opposed to you actually doing your job.
Exactly. Did make a contribution, though.
RRed
What do they want?
Well, they want rainbows and unicorns. God damn it, Red! Catch up! What do you think they want? They want Raylan Givens.
You honestly see a way out of this?
Well, you mean like one of those police chases on TV? Helicopter following some dipshit through the streets? You know, when that idiot finally crashes, you ever notice how many get out and run? If you're like me, you're yelling at the TV, "What the hell you running for, asshole? We gonna get you!" And we always do, right? Except we don't, really. You know that. Not always. They just don't show the ones that get away on TV.
You're gonna be one of the lucky ones, huh?
If I've got a one-in-a-hundred, Hell, if I've got a one-in-a-million shot, I'm gonna take it.
You all right, daughter-in-law? You look like you just walked on your own grave. What, are you surprised to see me? I figured that Raylan Deputy Marshal Givens would have told you I was getting out. Especially since he's the one that got my sentence cut by 87 days and a wake-up.
What the hell are you talking about?
By taking down Sheriff Hunter. All the cases that got made by that lying son of a bitch are now liable to be reopened. So, the US Attorney decided that anybody with a sentence less than six months wasn't worth retrying. Gave us all early release. God bless America.
Howdy, Marshal, I sure am glad you could join us.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm not joining you. You were just leaving.
Actually, I was just telling my daughter-in-law how the one thing that separates the pie we get inside from a nice piece, like this one here, is the smell. I mean, there ain't nothing in the world like it. You know what, girl? I think I'm gonna have to lick your plate.
[grabbing his shoulder] Are you gonna walk out of here, or is this gonna have to go a different way?
The last man that put his hands on me like that, I beat him until his eyes bled. I guess it's a lucky thing for both of us that I ain't a convict any more, ain't it?
With one phone call, I was able to discover that the deposition you were scheduled to work this afternoon had been cancelled, letting me know that you'd be home early, and likely be home alone. Imagine what a genuine predator would have been able to do with that information.
Or I could just call the police.
The police are just a janitorial service used to clean up your blood after you've been murdered.
CWCal Wallace
Hey, shooter? You got much experience with this sort of thing? Negotiating with a barricaded suspect?
Not really.
CWCal Wallace
Well, you're doing a good job so far. You have established a rapport with the subject. But now you got to make a determination. Is the subject emotionally disturbed? Well, you got an opinion on that?
You seem pretty stable. Although, you did spend all morning with a shiv up your ass.
[After defusing the hostage situation] I think the bourbon sealed it.
You must be glad to finally find a professional use for your office bottle, huh, Chief?
I don't know what you're talking about. I was just as surprised to find that in here as anybody else.
It was probably the cleaning staff that left it.
Yeah. Teenagers.
Hopped-up kids on a joyride to hell.
Listen, I don't know how you're associated with Mr. Hawkins, or why, but I'm gonna give you this opportunity to extricate yourself from his predicament before you get involved in something that, quite frankly, you don't want to be involved in.
TGToby Griffin
And I'm gonna give you a minute to extricate yourself up out my face before I have to paint your office with your shit.
You talk to Arnett?
I did.
And?
[Billy Mac knocks down Gary]
I would describe his attitude towards your suggestions as unreceptive.
BBartender
Wouldn't it be easier just to buy a new hat?
Probably, but I ain't looking for easy.
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