I love how these guys are so calm when you're coughing up blood.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
APArnold Pinter
I hate it here. Kentucky. I hate every one of these toothless, banjo strumming, red neck pricks. No offence.
You ever consider I happen to be good at the job?
And you being a tall, good-looking white man with a shitload of swagger, that has nothing to do with it? You get away with just about anything.
What do I get away with?
Look in the mirror. How do you think it'd go over if I came into work one day wearing a cowboy hat? You think I'd get away with that?
Want to try it on?
I can only imagine how hard it has been for you to get where you are in the Marshal service
Because I'm black or because I'm a woman?
Because you're an idiot.
FFrank
[discussing Pulp Fiction] I'm saying, why does he still have his gun out in the first place? When's the last time you rode around in a car holding your gun?
JJoe
'Cause it's a movie! That don't happen, then there's no movie. No messy car, no cleaner. I mean, what do they do? They drive home, jerk off, take a nap?
Looks like we have a sniper on the Mexican side.
RPRoland Pike
Well, that's not going to help tourism.
Are you armed?
RPRoland Pike
Well, I just had my dick in my hand.
You've been in here for three days, and you've got no sign.
Not no sign. His ex-wife has been packing in a lot of beer.
Well, get a search warrant.
Can't get a warrant based on beer consumption.
How do you know?
We tried.
[about Arlo] Why can't you bail him out?
Those are the first words out of your mouth?
I'm sorry, I'll start again. I see you're still smoking.
You still piss in your bed?
No, you see, I gave up my bad habits.
I heard about you shooting Boyd.
Hmm.
All I need is a bunch of Crowders wanting revenge on a Givens.
Well, I think I'm higher up on their list.
Where were you, woman?
Down in the parking lot, giving blowjobs for cash.
Were you paying or were they?
You shot my cousin.
No, no. God shot Boyd. Ask him. He'll tell you I saved his soul.
You're tarnished with the dark stain of D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
My marriage ended a little bit more amicably than yours.
Funny, why did your marriage end?
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Are you cold standing out here?
[without his shirt on] Not really. Why?
'Cause I can't keep from staring at your nipples!
I'll be out in ten.
Thank you!
I figure people have a right to their hobbies and I have a right to find those people creepy.
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