Nicky Augustine quotes from Justified

[to Ava] Why are you talking? Huh? Oh, you don't like that question? Let me ask you another. How many dicks you got to suck to get to the top of the food chain around here? It's got to be a ton of dicks. It's got to be, like, morning, noon, and night. Like, ever since you were 14. It's got to be like, the alarm goes off, "I'm sucking dick. Where's another dick I can suck?" Dick, dick, dick. Go to bed, suck a dick. Dicks, dicks, dicks. It's got to be a ton. I mean, a small-time, blond girl like you, looking for a better life? Plenty of girls like you, but what sets you apart? Extraordinary vacuuming skills.

[to Ava] You really love Boyd, don't you? That ring he got you, where'd he get it from, one of those claw machines at Denny's? He must be good at that machine, 'cause it's hard to get something, you know.

Jerry, really? Is that really the price? Or are you just thinking about taking off with the money?

Jesus, Nicky. What the hell kind of a question is that?

Uh, fair.

I mean, I've always been protecting you. I mean, we're friends.

We are. But I heard the FBI doesn't even have the case anymore. The Marshals are running it.

[suddenly nervous] Where you hear that?

Do you really think that you're the only guy Theo's got left in the FBI?

Look at you, Mr. Crowder. You're a well dressed man, you got a sense of style, you got your shirt buttoned all the way up to the top. I gotta ask where'd you get all those teeth?

Boyd Crowder

Courtesy of the American taxpayer while serving our great nation in Desert Storm.

Man, I love the way you talk, using forty words when four will do. I'm curious. What would you say if I was about to put forty bullets through that beautiful vest of yours?

Ethan Picker

So, out of nowhere, Crowder calls and says he's bringing the marshal, and you just drop everything to play High Noon. You want to explain to me how this makes any sense?

All the shit I've heard about this guy, there's no way I'm saying no to a face-to-face. Plus, maybe he wants to cut a deal.

Ethan Picker

I doubt that.

Well, we'll know shortly.

Ethan Picker

You're not even a little worried he's trying to set us up, maybe even bust me for that shit at the high school?

I might be worried if Crowder wasn't bringing him here.

Ethan Picker

What? You trust Crowder?

I trust him not to hand us up to the feds, yeah.

Ethan Picker

You know, Sammy's already pissed we went after the ex-wife. He wants us to come home now and kiss his new ring. You think it's smart to keep him waiting?

Sammy is a rat-faced bitch boy.

Ethan Picker

He's Theo Tonin's rat-faced bitch boy!

We wouldn't even be having this conversation if you'd popped the marshal in the first place.

Ethan Picker

[chuckles bitterly] Christ.

But instead you let him back you down.

Ethan Picker

He didn't back me down. The cops pulled up.

Well, all I know is, if I'd have been there, he'd never walked out.

Ethan Picker

Oh. And that would have been pointless, Nicky. It would have just drawn heat, as usual.

You think too much. Pay the check.

Raylan Givens

What are you carrying?

Oh, I don't have a gun.

Raylan Givens

Maybe you should get one.

Why? So you can have a reason?

Raylan Givens

You already gave me a reason.

Bullshit. Take one look at you, I know you're not the kind of guy who'd just execute me. It's not who you are. Then you come in here with your bullshit cop threats, knowing that if your bluff gets called, you can always hide behind your badge. I don't have a badge. All I got is my word. So if I say I'm gonna kill your family, I'm gonna kill your family! 'Cause these animals out here, they think they can get over on me, they'll tear me to pieces. You want to know where I'm headed? I'm headed to Detroit to kill Theo's pasty little pussy of a son. But I'll be back for your family. You had a chance to save them this morning, but instead, you took out three of my guys. So the only chance they have now is if you use that Glock on me to end this. If you're not gonna do it, get the hell out of my car.