Raylan Givens quotes from Justified

Raylan Givens

Have you been pissing?

Dewey Crowe

He took my kidneys, Raylan, not my dick!

Raylan Givens

Your kidneys are for pissing. So why don't you try taking a leak, and if you can do it, then we know you still got your two kidneys.

Dewey Crowe

Come on, come on. [starts urinating] Holy shit. You mean I have four kidneys?

Arlo Givens

Sneak up on a man like that; good way to get yourself shot.

Raylan Givens

By you in your boxer shorts there? I think I got the drop on you this time, Arlo.

Shit, I guess my invite to this little "partay" got lost in the mail.

Raylan Givens

No, actually, you just weren't invited.

No, see, this here is my partay, and if you want to partake, you got to see me first. Do you understand?

Raylan Givens

Yeah, I do. But not today. Today's opposite day. So if you got business in here, you need to go outside and wait your turn.

Yeah? And what if I got no patience and I hate waiting?

Raylan Givens

Shit. I didn't bring a knife.

Raylan Givens

I got mad ninja skills, buddy.

Tim Gutterson

Yeah, you know karate?

Raylan Givens

And two other Japanese words.

Raylan Givens

[about dropping a bullet on Winn] I told him the next one might be coming a little faster.

Deputy, that might just be the coolest thing I've ever laid ears on.

David Vasquez

Arlo, a lifetime criminal. Is that a fair description?

Raylan Givens

I'd add "petty" to be more accurate.

Raylan Givens

[After being questioned in a murder case] That is bullshit, and you know it.

Art Mullen

Is it?

Raylan Givens

Is that a real question?

Art Mullen

Well, it had a question mark.

Raylan Givens

He's got the ice-cold, remorseless bottle-blond shit-bag killer doing scut work.

Wynn Duffy

Deputy, are you accusing me of being a fake blond? Because if you need me to prove it to you, I might be inclined to break you over that step ladder, ride you down like a teaser pony, and paint this room an entirely different color.

Raylan Givens

Now, that is the Wynn Duffy I remember.

Wynn Duffy

You concerned about me, Raylan?

Raylan Givens

Little bit. The S.S. Quarles is going under. You best swim like hell to get clear or the whirlpool will take you down with it.

Wynn Duffy

I believe they disproved that on MythBusters.

Raylan Givens

[about Boyd] Still think you can change him, huh?

Ava Crowder

I'm not trying to change him. I'm trying to help him.

Ellstin Limehouse

You rather talk pig shit?

Raylan Givens

Close... Robert Quarles.

Raylan Givens

I'm sorry, we're closed.

Robert Quarles

Sure doesn't look closed.

Raylan Givens

Yeah, well, we are. We're closed.

Robert Quarles

Oh, that's right. He's the bouncer now.

Raylan Givens

Wynn, take him out of here.

Wynn Duffy

I voiced my concerns, and they fell on deaf ears.

Raylan Givens

You got two minutes-

Robert Quarles

Marshal, aren't you going to ask me what I want?

Raylan Givens

I don't think I will, no.

Robert Quarles

There was an election today in Harlan County, and your man Boyd Crowder pulled a fast one on me. He slipped that hillbilly rug right out from under my feet.

Raylan Givens

I'm just gonna file that under "Who Gives A Shit?"

Robert Quarles

Well now, usually I'd be in a position to handle something like that, (snorts) because that's what I do. But then I got to thinking, I'd still have to worry about incurring your wrath.

Raylan Givens

I'm sorry, my wrath? Uh, you don't need to worry about that. You guys can take each other out.

Robert Quarles

And your father?

Raylan Givens

Sure, him too. Take 'em both out.

Robert Quarles

And that's why you are the way you are, Raylan. 'Cause your daddy's a criminal.

Raylan Givens

That's it, your two minutes are up.

Robert Quarles

I understand you've been snooping around about my friend, Brady Hughes.

Raylan Givens

Brady Hughes? Who's that, that the street kid you killed?

Robert Quarles

(gets up) You know, I decided upon something tonight, Jim Bob.

Raylan Givens

Did you?

Robert Quarles

I did... but I wanted to come down here and talk to you myself, right out of the horse's mouth.

Raylan Givens

I'm sure that wasn't necessary-

Robert Quarles

I'm gonna kill you, Raylan. Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow, but some day you'll be walking down the street and I'm gonna put a bullet right in the back of your skull and you're gonna drop.

Raylan Givens

US Marshal! I want everyone out of the building, right now! Get your stuff and get out! (Quarles laughs) Why wait?

Wynn Duffy

Okay, you had your fun. Let's go-

Robert Quarles

I'm not going anywhere. Neither are you. So how long do you think it'll take before the cops get here?

Raylan Givens

Mmm, they may not even come. I did show my badge.

Robert Quarles

And how do we do this?

Raylan Givens

You draw. I put you down.

Raylan Givens

Art, I've got a daddy.

Yeah, I've met your daddy.

Raylan Givens

Fair enough, continue.

Raylan Givens

You really think this is gonna go down?

I hope so, because if I'm missing my boy's tee ball game for nothing I'm gonna be pissed.

Raylan Givens

You remember the pawn-shop owner you sent after me, Glen Fogle?

Wynn Duffy

God rest his soul.

Raylan Givens

Had a little game he liked to play with his flunkies. Are you familiar?

Wynn Duffy

Uh, remind me?

Raylan Givens

I ask you a question. You answer truthfully, or I pull the trigger. You understand?

Wynn Duffy

It seems simple enough.

Raylan Givens

You have any questions?

Wynn Duffy

What are you doing?

Raylan Givens

Is that your question?

Wynn Duffy

You think you can make me talk?

Raylan Givens

That's your choice.

Wynn Duffy

Or you're gonna shoot me?

Raylan Givens

There's a five out of six chance I won't.

Wynn Duffy

Bullshit.

Raylan Givens

Where's Quarles?

Wynn Duffy

Kiss my ass.

Wynn Duffy

Jesus! Christ! There are cops outside!

Raylan Givens

That's right. They're outside.

Wynn Duffy

You're a cop!

Raylan Givens

Deputy U.S. Marshal.

Wynn Duffy

Raylan, you just can't come in here and shoot me because you- y- you feel like it!

Raylan Givens

Why not? Isn't that the way you guys do it? Isn't that why Tom Bergen's dead while his wife and children are grieving? So, you know what? Now we're gonna play by your rules.

Wynn Duffy

Raylan—

Raylan Givens

Where's Quarles?

Wynn Duffy

I don't know!

Wynn Duffy

Jesus! Stop it! What is wrong with you?!

Raylan Givens

You want me to stop, tell me the truth.

Wynn Duffy

How can I tell you what I don't know?

Raylan Givens

Start with telling me what you do know.

Wynn Duffy

Okay. Just give me a minute.

Raylan Givens

No.

Wynn Duffy

Hey! Hey! Hey! Okay! What do I know?! What do I know?! I know that, uh I know that Limehouse set this all up! I know that Quarles likes young boys. Who do you think called in the Brady Hughes tip? Me! I know that he wants you dead, and he probably wants me dead, too. And, yes, I tried to blow him up in his car! And then I drove away! That's what I know!

Raylan Givens

That's it?

Wynn Duffy

That is all I know!

Raylan Givens

You don't know where he is?

Wynn Duffy

I don't know where he is!

Raylan Givens

Okay. I believe you.

Wynn Duffy

Jesus Christ!

Raylan Givens

I guess Art thought what Arlo had done upset me in some way. Could really only be expected; Arlo's a criminal, never been anything else. Art offered me a drink. I didn't need it but I took it anyway... then Boyd got his release. I asked if he was proud, letting a feeble old man take the fall for him - didn't seem to bother him none, one way or the other. He just walked out of there, happy as a preacher on Sunday.

Winona Hawkins

So then you came here, asking for another drink you don't need.

Raylan Givens

You sure all your sister has is water?

Winona Hawkins

I offered you milk and apple juice.

Raylan Givens

Not even light beer?

Winona Hawkins

Raylan, why are you here?

Raylan Givens

Well, I told you when I came in. Was just... wondering how this was all gonna work out. So you're gonna stay here with your sister until the baby's born?

Winona Hawkins

Mhm... is that it?

Raylan Givens

I thought I might pat the belly, see the latest sonogram-

Winona Hawkins

Tell me a story about a man getting his arm chopped off.

Raylan Givens

[about Quarles] You know what they're saying at the office? I dis-armed him.

Winona Hawkins

'S pretty good.

Raylan Givens

Well, uh, it's getting late, I should go. I'll let you get back to sleep. Apologize to your sister for me.

Winona Hawkins

I will. Hey, Raylan? Only thing I didn't understand... why- why did Art think you'd be upset?

Raylan Givens

Well, I think it was why Arlo shot Bergen.

Winona Hawkins

Which was?

Raylan Givens

He didn't know he was a state trooper. Just saw a man in a hat, pointing a gun at Boyd.