Justice League · Season 1
[Wally and John arrive at Wayne Manor; Alfred answers the door]
Uh, hi. We're looking for Bruce Wayne? We're friends.
Of course, Master Bruce is expecting you. This way, please.
So, Jeeves, do you come with the place, or does "Master Bruce" just rent you out for parties?
I've been in service here since the master was in diapers.
[turns to John] Now, there's a picture.
Your guests have arrived, sir.
You're late.
Nice to see you too.
[seeing Batman's trophy T-rex] Hey! That's a giant dinosaur!
And I thought Batman was the detective.
[Examining data on Thanagarian plans]
Ingenious.
Yeah, I'm impressed. Let's go wreck it.
[Batman throws batarangs at oncoming Thanagarians. At first nothing happens.]
Your weapons are pitiful!
Wait for it...
[Swarm of bats attack the Thanagarians]
[Flash causes the giant penny in the Batcave to fall on two Thanagarian warriors]
Tails! I win!
Well?
I have no idea how to fly this vehicle.
What's this do? [pushes random button that causes the ship to fire at Wayne Manor, narrowly missing Alfred]
[through clenched teeth] That's. Not. Helping.
[finding a bound Thanagarian] I've asked Master Bruce to refrain from leaving trash on the lawn.
I came to help.
Hawkpeople all over the planet, martial law, us getting chased like dogs- I don't think we can take much more of your help.
[Superman, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern are approaching the Thanagarian command ship, as it deploys interceptor fighters]
Pretty bad odds.
Yeah. They don't stand a chance.
Okay, the Watchtower is ours again. So where's your secret weapon?
You're standing in it.
Wait, you mean we're gonna...?
Take the Watchtower out of orbit and drop it right on top of their little science project.
[Batman helps J'onn and the Flash load the unconscious Thanagarians into an escape pod, then closes the door and launches the pod, leaving himself behind.]
What are you doing?
I can't risk having the Watchtower burn up on re-entry. I'll have to guide it in, manually. Gentlemen... it's been an honor.
[Flash slumps on the floor of the pod as it disengages and maneuvers away from the Watchtower.]
This won't be like the last time you stole something from me.
Anything I took was freely offered. Maybe you should take better care of your stuff.
I've beaten you, little man. Any last words?
Yeah - you can kiss my axe.
My grandma hits harder than you!
[over radio-link] We're cutting it a little close! Have you shut off the force-field?
Not yet. Where are you?
Aboard the Watchtower, guiding it to target.
[shocked] That's insane! Get out of there!
Negative! I'm staying until... [static over radio]
Batman! [abandons fight]
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