Justice League · Season 1
[upon scanning Batman] You don't have any powers.
I have this. [Pulls out piece of kryptonite. Amazo begins to suffer its effects.] It's a package deal. You get our powers, but you get our weaknesses too.
[Amazo jumps off the building into the sewer.]
You always carry a piece of kryptonite with you?
Call it insurance.
And they say I'm scary.
[Martian Manhunter lands in front of Amazo]
You know what to do!
[calmly] Yes. You know.
[Amazo scans J'onn and gains his abilities]
Nothing can stop you now! You have all their powers!
Use them well.
[Amazo reads Lex's mind, and realizes that he's been lied to.]
I say we let 'em waste each other.
Since when do we do what you say?
So small, all of you. And so meaningless. There's nothing I want from you anymore. None of you has anything to offer me now.
[Amazo flies into space]
Where did he go?
Where gods belong.
Oh stop. He's just a machine. I don't care how much power he has, he's no god.
Then why do I have a feeling that if he ever comes back, you're going to be doing a lot of praying?
Perhaps we'll all be praying.
And I thought I'd actually have to break a sweat!
[Flying in] I'll be doing the breaking around here!
[Transforms into a giant and crushes him between his hands] Yes. You break very nicely.
Hold it right there, Grundy! This is as far as you go!
[Grundy lifts a dumpster.]
Are you crazy?!
No, MAD!
I'm SO dead...
Say no more.
I wasn't intending to.
What were you working on?
Nothing. I was taking a nap.
[jumps onto Hawkgirl's back] You're flying me outta here now, lady!
[Hawkgirl flies straight up into the air, then stops]
Well? Get me outta here!
And what if I don't?
[flicks his tongue] I give you your last kiss...
And you fall forty stories.
[Copperhead looks down in terror]
[smiles] Didn't really think this through, did you?
[Grundy crashes after a huge fall]
[to Copperhead (who's still clinging to her)] He'll live. You won't.
I'm not scared!
Then maybe this'll help: you do anything to her, and you won't even make it to the ground.
Good bluff.
Who was bluffing?
Look, whatever he is, he's sure not in the same league as Grundy and the others. He's a nobody.
Ever read the Odyssey? After Odysseus was caught by the cyclops, he told it his name was "Nobody". So when he poked its eye out and its friends asked who did it, all the cyclops could say was "nobody".
Point taken.
That was some sweet banter, Uncle Flash, but what's a cur?
It's... a bad person! I guess...
OK... So why didn't you just say that?
Well, I...
And do people really talk so much when they fight?
I, uh... Hey! How'd you like a snack?
[After Flash opens the fridge, finding a huge frog inside]
Where's my food?
Are you French?
No.
Then there's no food.
You'll do. [Boy bites The Flash's left leg]
Don't worry. I'm used to late hours.
[Barging into a coffee shop; slams some cash on the counter] Give me a triple. Now!
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