Enid Clinton and David Clinton in “Unfinished Business”

David? David! Are you hiding in the garage again? Look at this mess. Come on out, David. I know you're here.

David Clinton

Oh. Hello, dear. I was just cataloging some of my collection.

Collection? Pft. Bunch of junk.

David Clinton

It's not junk. This comb belonged to Cleopatra. And this... This is an actual early draft of the Magna Carta. And this-

Right. Like you could afford these things on a physics professor's salary. We can't even afford the new car I want.

David Clinton

I-I didn't buy them, Enid. I sort of took them.

You robbed a museum? Is that why you're wearing that goofy cat suit?

David Clinton

Well, sort of. Not exactly. Remember last summer when I didn't get tenure?

Yeah. They thought you were crazy because you kept insisting you were on the verge of discovering... time travel.

David Clinton

It's my chrono-suit. I've had it working for months. I've been using it to gather treasures for my collection. And you said I was a loser.

Let me get this straight. You got a suit that lets you travel in time, and you've been using it to steal historical trash? [David looks proud; Enid grabs him abusively] You stupid little man! You could go back and steal gold and jewels! You could get stock information from the future! We could be rich!

David Clinton

No! We can't use the suit to do anything that could change history. I'm careful to only take things that wouldn't be missed.

Like your spine?

David Clinton

Enid, please, don't talk to me like that. I love-

Mother was right. I should have married Jim Doorman. He's a very successful lawyer. And you are a loser - always were, always will be.

David Clinton

But-

YOU WORTHLESS, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING, WRETCHED WASTE OF SPACE! YOU INVENT A TIME MACHINE AND CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING USEFUL TO DO WITH IT?!

David Clinton

[is stunned with fright at first, but then turns angry] I can think of one thing! [activates a portal in time] I can use it to get away from you!