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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Dio (killing a girl for her blood): With each meal, a bit of my strength returns... What a simple thing, the food chain. As pigs feed on grass, so does man feed upon them. And I, at the top of it all, feed upon the humans. They exist to serve me and quell my thirst. (crushes the dead woman's skull) Go, Jack, it’s supper time.

(The zombified Jack eats the girl's corpse)

Now to swell the ranks of my diabolical army and send it hence. I will stand astride this world! Humanity will kneel at Dio Brando’s feet!

Why did we stop?

Oi, mate! Hurry it up!

Keep an eye out! Sunlight can't protect us in here!

Well? What's wrong?

[Speedwagon screams seeing the cabman dead with a severed horse head on his shoulders.]

Is it Dio? It has to be him.

Listen, both of you. Step away from the horses.

[Jack emerges from the body of one of the headless horses]

What in the blue hell?! That crazy blighter's inside a horse! Good God! This one's mad as a hatter! Dio's evil, yeah, but I ain't seen him jump out of any animal so far!

He must be gathering minions, and who knows how many he might have!

Stand aside, my young friends. I'll do the fighting. He is a zombie. They must feed on living flesh to survive. However, they are in constant thrall to their master, not unlike marionettes.

Oh, you lads is both as white as a sheet. All the blood is drained from your faces. Maybe I should cut off those useless heads of yours, and watch it spray out of you necks? (stabs a knife into his face) Now, you milted corpses-to-be, prepare for the carnage!

Tell me, what's his next move? You must think as he does. JoJo, this strategy will serve you in good stead. Ask yourself, what would be the most advantageous thing for my foe to do next? Him, for example. If he blocks off the tunnel's entrance, we can't retreat into the sunlight!

(Jack grabs the carriage)

Just as I predicted, he's blocked our retreat!

Speedwagon, jump!

[Jack forces knives out from his body.]

Knives are coming out of him!

Baron Zeppeli, you didn't say nothin' about fighting a pincushion!

Hamon Cutter! I'm afraid your blades are rather dull compared by Hamon Cutter.

JoJo, this creature illustrates a principle. Imagine a miniscule flea, so small that it’s barely visible. Why is it they bite humans who tower over them without a single thought to their own safety? Would you call their behavior “courageous”? Of course not, it’s hunger compelling them.

[Jack charges Zepelli]

I will tell you what courage is, JoJo! Courage is to look your fear in the eye and know that it has no dominion over you! Fear scatters your breathing. When you toss your fear into the dust, breathing is the sword ever at your hip! Breathe with courage and you will never want for Hamon. Bravery is our birthright, lads! And for all the abilities they may bring into a battle, courage is something a zombie relinquished when he took this form! THEY’RE NO BETTER THAN FLEAS! SENDO WAVE KIIIIIIICK!!!

[Damages Jack's face]

A knee to the face seems to made our friend here lose his braggadocio.

JoJo, you can finish him off. Destroy the brain, It's the only way. Anything else and risk him coming back again.

Time for the slaughter, you naughty pigs! (pulls a lever, that opens a secret passage that he escapes into) I'll cut you all one by one!

I leave you this clue, "There were no Vikings in the land of Norway until the North Wind came and created." If you as so much spill a drop of viento....I do not care how well you utterly defeat him, I will abandon you here and now!

Oi! Have you lost your mind!?

I know what I'm doing!

I understand. I will be like Vikings and brave this hardship.

The harsh wind blowing down over the Arctic Ocean birthed the fearsome Vikings. Only when we are tossed headlong into the crucible of adversity do we rise to the challenge. What will a glass of vino create this night? If he should fail, Dio has already won.

I found you, zombie! Stone wall will not protect you! SENDO HAMON...OVERDRIVE! (channels his Hamon through the wall)

Turn the corner so I can feast on you! (Gets hit by Hamon, knocking him back as his body dissolves)

It seems you've passed the test with flying colors, JoJo. Boreas has fathered another Viking!

What happened?!

Uh, well, Speedwagon has been begging me to share in your power. I meant to help him create just a little bit of Hamon as I did that first day with you. It seems I was too rough. Did my finger slip? Un migliaio di scuse (A thousand excuses), my dear Speedwagon.

Speedwagon (groaning): In English, please

[Chasing after Poco.]

That sounded wonderful, JoJo. I see you've learned the Overdrive well.

So I should stand here, right?

No, try two paces to the left. Two pounds say I'm right.

Huh? What just shocked me!?

[The boy is grabbed by Jonathan]

Molto benio

Huh? What? Who are you?

Something's wrong with this boy. Did I overdo it with my Hamon?

No, It's not just him. Look around us.

This is-

A graveyard!

[Zombies grab their legs]

Seems like we're the "nice catch" here. The boy must have been hypnotized.

Jonathan! It's him!

The sun has set... You will not live to see another!

I’ve been trying to steel my spine leading up to this little tete-a-tete, but it’s like the Grim Reaper’s breathing down me neck! I’m all a-sweat! How am I supposed to find my courage when my monster’s staring right at us, huh?! Sir Joestar loved him, and all he got for his troubles was death! Listen, you! You are gonna pay for it!

Zeppeli So this is Dio Brando. He and the zombies can't attack us while we stand in the sunlight...But in a field of darkness and carrion, he sees us as easy pickings. A man of such guile cannot have the stone mask! He must be perished from the world at all costs!

Zeppeli You must be Dio Brando,wsp my nga. Jonathan and Speedvagon told me about you. To the mask you have in your possession, I say this...I will break you!

WRYYYYY!

Hey, bambino! Do you really want to fight on such uneven footing? Get down here!

Insect, who do you think you are? I am the pinnacle of all creation... To mere men, I am but a god to them... Do you believe I would lower myself to match a mere man? (projects his hatred as a shockwave that nearly knocks Zepelli off his feet)

Zeppeli I was nearly knocked down with a burst of pure hate. Already this Dio has the presence of tyrant!

Dio(showing off the last of his injuries): The injuries from my battle with JoJo are gone, save for this! Come, charlatan, and relinquish your blood to remove this last imperfection.

Tell me...To undo your injuries, how many innocent lives did you consume?

I do not know. How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?

!!

DIEGO!!!

You should save your breath. You're going to need it for all the screaming I have in store for you! Tarukus! Bruford! Arise and fight at my command! Make their screams resound as testament to my power!

[The two knights arrive]

Where did are they come from!?

Hide, Pocoloco!

I can read people like a book, and these two are full of stories Speedwagon don't wanna hear, thank you kindly!

They are knights, casualties of Queen Eliz's machinations against Mary, Queen of Scots, in the 15th Century. I leave them to you. Dispose of these vermin, in whichever way you will!

Elizabeth, you serpent! You took us for fools and murdered Mary anyways!

I may die this day, but my hatred for you and your wretched family shall linger forever.

Knights: Curses on you, queen!

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