Johnny Bravo Season 1 quotes

Pops

I was never in Detroit, I don't know anything about a missing shipment of exotic sea turtles.

Johnny

Hey! 16th place! That's not bad!

There were only 12 contestants.

Johnny

Oh yeah! Who's the fairy, who's the fairy?! [Dances then quickly stops] You didn't see that, did you?

Johnny

Oh, you are Fidel Castro

Eh, no Luke Perry

Johnny

Right, What did I say?

Hey, look I have to go

Johnny

No wait I am your biggest fan. I based all my life in you and all the cast of Baywatch

Don't you mean 90210

Johnny

Ah, Luke Perry

Johnny

I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city... my living room is full of cats... that means... [pause] I'm hungry!

Johnny! What's all the commotion?

Johnny

I got a toothache, mama.

Johnny

[eating ice cream with a toothache] Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAH! MY TOOTH! THE PAIN! THE HORRIBLE PAIN! Mmm, creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAH! THE STABBING KNIVES OF PAIN! Hey! It's got nuts in it!

Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth?

Johnny

Yes, mama. I've been brushing everyday with this baking soda and peroxide. [holds up jar]

Johnny, this isn't baking soda and peroxide, its cane sugar and molasses.

Johnny

To-may-to, To-mah-to.

Johnny

MONSTERS FROM THE ID!

Johnny

Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. [looks in the mirror] Oh no! She's turnin' me into a beautiful butterfly!

Johnny, are you warping time and space again?

Johnny

Varied are the life forms that inhabit our strange galaxy, and wondrous are the ways that- [sees a marshmallow cookie] Mmm, Mars-mallow!

Johnny

Whoa! A castle in the sky! Just like in that fairy tale of Little Red Rumplestiltskin and the Three Bears and Gretel!

Johnny

Hey! I get it! A hunk of cheese! [laughs] Wait a minute, that's not funny.

Johnny

But these letters! If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?