It’s nice to meet you, Miss Clark.
Do you not read your mail?
Nope. Nothing but bills and bad news. Why?
Well, this would be a little of both. I work for the IRS and according to our records you owe $180,000 in back taxes. It’s nice to meet you.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You finally pulled the trigger, Freddy? All right.
FFreddy
You know it baby. Hey she’s got some good looking sisters, man? Unless you’re still all hung up on that farm girl in Iowa.
Kansas.
FFreddy
Same thing.
No, not the same thing.
[Robert throws Darcy’s cell phone to the side]
You let them out of there right now Robert or so help me I’ll start screaming.
HHawkins
No, you listen to me very carefully, in 5 seconds I’m getting on this truck and I am leaving Washington for good and I did not come here to discuss this with you, now you can either trust me and come with us or you can stay here, but you will never ever see your children again.
Well, now, who doesn’t like corn? I mean you got corn on the cob, cornflakes, corn nuts, corndogs, cornsicles.
Cornsicles?
It’s a joke, lady.
Can you not talk to me please?
[listening to Gray speak to the town] There’s a way of doing this without scaring the crap out of everybody.
He was elected. Means he’s gonna do it his way.
Ahhh, I’m gonna need a hobby.
I shouldn't have sprung this on you. This is too weird.
What? What's weird?
Okay...I kissed you...a month ago. We haven't spoken since. Generally people speak after something like that.
I'm just gonna...you know...uh... [walks away]
Did you ask Mom?
Son, I’m 59 years old. I was Mayor of this town since the Carter Administration. I’m a retired U.S. Army Ranger and a combat veteran. Of course I asked your mother.
I’m coming too.
Not a chance in hell.
Would you know a working mechanical governor for a wind turbine if you saw one.
Yes. [Heather tilts her head in disapproval at Jake] No, I’m not taking passengers out there, no, no, no.
You know why things didn’t work out between us? I’m not dangerous. I’m crossword puzzles and flannel pajamas and the occasional light beer. I was never gonna be hazardous to you. That’s how you tick.
No it isn’t.
Of course it is but it’s okay. If it wasn’t, your dad would probably be dead right now. You and I would’ve never met on that bus. So I’m taking a page out of your book, I’m throwing caution to the wind. I’m gonna help turn the lights on for everyone back home.
Just for a few days.
You worried about me?
Come back in one piece.
[Jake hugs Heather]
The closest I ever got to the outdoors was the Ralph Lauren section of Neiman Marcus.
Bargain hunting. Same thing but with a gun.
Bargains? At Neiman's? Sometimes I forget that the biggest designer in your closet is Wrangler.
[Jake chuckles]
What are you laughing at?
I’ve never seen you in a domestic squabble before.
Knock it off.
This isn’t squabbling.
HHawkins
I have something in my possession, and there’s people out there that want it, that will stop at nothing to get it. And that puts you, me and the kids in danger here.
Ok, so th-then we go. I trust you. Robert, do..do you trust me?
HHawkins
Yeah.
Then listen to me. Okay, Sarah is not on our side. Now whatever’s gone on between the two of you, I’m telling you, Robert she’s not here to help us.
I can see her.
See who?
The girl.
What, girl? Jake I think you’re hallucinating son?
No, listen to me. When I was in Iraq….there was a girl, she couldn’t have been more than 10 or 12.
Shh, shh, shh…don’t talk now son, save your energy. We’ll talk when we get home.
I killed her dad. I killed a little girl.
Your lips are still cold.
Well...maybe you can warm them up.
That's the worst line I've ever heard!
Wager for the first kill.
I’m in for a dozen eggs.
Two hours chopping wood.
Tax Return consultation.
How about foot massages for a week? For me, not for him.
We’ll talk.
I just realized.
Hmm?
If the government is up and running, you know what that means, right?
No.
Paperwork. They’ll need accountants again.
Does that mean I’m back in debt?
Don’t be so negative. New York made it. Come next summer I’ll be taking walks through Central Park. [Stanley shakes his head] What?
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