[Hyde stares at Katherine's breasts]
HHyde
If Jackman gets a hard-on, I'm it.
That's interesting...because I've always thought of you like a bit of a hard-on.
HHyde
Oh, yeah?
It’s usually disappointing.
All S1
S1 E1Episode One
[Jackman takes up a CD]
[Reading aloud] "The Lion King and other Disney Favourites".
[Takes the CD] Oh, that's his, I should put it away...
He has Disney favourites?
He likes the songs.
My dark side likes Mary Poppins, no wonder I was bullied at school.
S1 E2Episode Two
[Katherine meets Hyde for the first time]
HHyde
[Sniffs deeply] Ooh, nice! But that's not your usual perfume - there's another one underneath. Special scent for today, then. For him? For me?
[Katherine plays Tom's message on the recorder for Hyde]
HHyde
It's raining, it's pouring, Jackman is boring.
HHyde
Is he doing you?
No.
HHyde
Can I?
No!
Hyde [Sneering]: Then what are you for?
I'm your new nanny.
Hyde [Agitated, as a kid]: Oooh, Mary Poppins! I love Mary Poppins, I could EAT Mary Poppins!
HHyde
Here's the deal. Here's the job. As long as the lights and the cameras are on, you're safe. Lights out, cameras off...you're dinner. What do you think?
You must have quite an appetite.
Have you been drinking? Don't tell me you took the car.
'He' drank, 'He' took the car, why am 'I' getting the look?
How was your driving?
...Expressive.
The most powerful creature on the planet, that's what I'm lookin' at. The fastest. The smartest. The best. And you’re British – so it’s even funny.
[Hyde has just comandeered the serveillance van parked outside the lion pen, with Christopher Browning inside.]
HHyde
Sorry Christopher, that's enough zoo for today! [Browning lunges, Hyde knocks him out with one punch] My Daddy wants a word with you. [Starts driving]
HHyde
[As a voice in Tom's head] Wakey, wakey...
[Tom awakes to find himself in a strange room. He follows the sign Hyde left on the door into the next room to find a tied up Christopher waiting for him.]
CChristopher
Dr. Jackman?
Who are you? What's your name?
CChristopher
Christopher Browning.
Christopher Browning. You put my son in a cage, with lions, Christopher Browning. Why?
CChristopher
I was ordered to.
Why?
CChristopher
To make you change.
Why?
CChristopher
[Giving up] I don't know why.
One, Last, Chance, Why?
CChristopher
I don't know.
[Warningly] Don't lie to me! Don't annoy me! That's not a good way to go! You've heard of good cop, bad cop? [Gestures to himself]] This is the movie!
HHyde
I love children, me, snack sized people, always leave you wanting more.
[Jackman allows Hyde to take over to beat Christopher Browning]
CBChristopher Browning
What is this?
HHyde
BAD NEWS!
[Later, in a hospital, Hyde walks in carrying a sack containing Browning's beaten remains]
NNurse
What's that?
HHyde
Entirely up to you of course, but I'd say... [He drops the sack, which groans] ...the front of the queue!
HHyde
[after locking Katherine in the house] Oh Katherine, alone at last.
Mr. Hyde, you don't play these games - not with me. You've always had more sense.
HHyde
Know what I've got now? You.
[Katherine searches for the fuse]
HHyde
I've also got the main fuse.
[Katherine searches for her keys]
HHyde
Yep, took your keys.
[Katherine searches for Hyde's keys]
HHyde
Took my keys too.
You won't hurt me.
HHyde
I'll eat you!
[talking about Tom] I know how he thinks.
HHyde
I am how he thinks!
Then you have a problem, because he likes me.
HHyde
Bet your life?
HHyde
She's running, she's crying, she turned off the lights and she's dying!
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