JAG quotes

I have to plead Article 5 of the code of conduct.

Name, rank, serial number, and date of birth?

It's the closest thing to an "I can't tell you how I'm how I'm gonna do it" article, sir.

We were just talking.

Harm, you and I are just talking. You and she were tangoing across the dance floor half-naked, one foot in the nearest bedroom.

And you got all that from a "Pleasure to meet you, too, Lieutenant?" Amazing.

I'm on my way to meet Detective Axelrood.

Using your human approach?

That's right.

Meaning you're wearing a dress.

Don't think you know me that well, because you don't. I'll be so subtle by the time I work my way around to asking for the file he'll barely notice.

Is it a red dress?

Sorry we're late, sir, we were misdirected.

Is that a pilot's way of saying 'lost'?

Pilots don't get lost, Mr. Reid, just momentarily disoriented.

You sound like my dad.

Uh-oh. I'm in trouble when you start comparing me to your father.

My brother?

Even worse.

Marines. You know, they're the only species on the planet that will develop a crush on you if you punch them out?

Five traps?!?!

It's what Lieutenant Pendry did the morning of his flight.

That's like preparing for a football game with five boxing matches.

Sorry, I'm a little rusty.

You're not rusty, Lieutenant, you're corroded.

Thank God that's over, you're making me wish I'd joined the Air Force!

If security gets any tighter, they'll be strip searching us.

I wouldn't get my hopes up, sir.

Would you be saying this if I were a man?

Yes. But if you were a man, you'd have some explaining to do about the way you fill out that uniform.

Looked more like intimidation.

Well, the enemy can be pretty damed intimidating.

I'm a lawyer, Cortez. No one is ever glad to see me.

Is this vest thick enough, Gunney?

Oh, it's top of the line, all-spectra Guardian vest, ma'am. It will stop a 9mm round at point-blank range.

What if someone aims at my head?

Duck, ma'am.

Our first priority is the safety of the hostage.

My first priority is to bring escaped prisoners under control. For all I know, that hostage is dead!

Lt. Kate Pike

He's right, sir!

Who's right?!?!

You give me one good reason why two of us should be doing this?

Lt. Kate Pike

They might not shoot a woman as quickly as a man.

Ok, you negotiate. (Hands over the white flag, turns to leave.)

Lt. Kate Pike

(stops him) I'm not that big a feminist.