Dr. Necrosis and Jackie in “Unfinished Business”

You are not what I expected, Agent Tag. Although your disguise as a buffoon was most convincing.

Jackie

[secured to a table] But I am not Agent Tag. I am Jackie Chan, a researcher.

Of course if you were Agent Tag, you would deny it emphatically.

Jackie

No, I would claim to be Agent Tag, assuming you would not believe me.

But I would anticipate your assumption that I would not believe you!

Jackie

I would foresee your anticipating my assumption of your not believing!

But how could you predict I wouldn't expect your forseeing my anticipation of your assuming my not believing? Ha! Answer me that.

Jackie

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID!

Precisely what I expected you to say... Agent Tag.