TV show quotes
(horrified by Willomina admitting to killing Thunnderdell) No. It can't be. Willy?
You... killed Thunderdell?
Yes. Yes I did. And I encouraged my son to commit those crimes, thinking only of my wealth and position. Now you are going to die, Jack. I can't bear it!
Then help us. Help us find the goose and the harp, and the curse will be lifted.
This is true? (Jack nods) Then you must find them.
And we have so little time.
Ursan, bring up the Rolls Royce!
Immediately.
I have a plan.
I guess no one stood as much to gain as you did, Mr. Chairman.
You know. I had thought the hardest part would have been to have your will rewritten, leaving your entire estate to me. But in the end no one even questioned it, because everyone knew you loved me like a father.
All those years of meaningful advice, you just didn't want me to have a heir.
They are coming, Jack.
The Robinson curse, it has the same agenda as you. Only what you don't know is that when I die, all you'll get out of that goose will be scrambled eggs.
Even if that is true, I have 20 billion in eggs downstairs. Not as much as I'd like but workable.
You're insane.
No. I'm just greedy, very greedy. You see greed makes great businessmen, great leaders, great civilizations, great me. I am the greatest giant of them all.
Giants? Get away. Don't hurt me. Leave me alone.
(Thor and Odin see the skeleton of Thunderdell behind Siggy. Suddenly two pistol reports are heard and the bullets bounce harmlessly off Thor's body.)
Oh, did I do that? I didn't mean to do that.
(Siggy fires 2 more shots and they too bounce right off)
Just a silly reflex. I have no control. Someone call the army.
(Siggy continues firing more shots, making no attempt to hide the fact that he's shooting now, all of which continue bouncing off Thor, as he steps toward Siggy.)
What kind of gun is this?
(Thor kicks Siggy across the room.)
Harmonia, will you play in the new day?
(comes to life) That is why I am.
The curse is lifted. You are the first of the Robinsons to know about it, and now I know you won't be the last.
I owe you my life. But I don't know where I fit in anymore.
Follow your heart. It will lead you. I haven't slept in 400 years. (closes her eyes and dies)
Some years ago, we developed a hybrid, biogenetically engineered desert pea, that will grow to maturity with less than two inches of rainfall a year. And by applying the same technology to rice, soy, potatoes, and fruit, we believe we can end hunger and famine around the world.
Excuse me! How do you plan to pay for all of this?
Like I said before, all the resources of the company will be dedicated to this effort.
But Robinson International is a two hundred billion dollar enterprise.
Exactly. (Gasps of delight resound around the room.) 'Let us make the impossible, possible.' That's what Jack asked me to tell you.
Romeo and Juliet. (looking at the flowers Jack had given Aidine)
I only did what you asked me to do.
You picked the wrong boy.
I'm a Librarian not a BeanBoy.
'I'll grind your bones to make my bread' ,said the big, mean, ugly giant.
Why does the giant always have to be bad?
That's how the story goes.
What if the giant was good?
Well, what would that make Jack?
I don't know. You're supposed to know.
Well, I guess that they wouldn't have been able to live happily every after, would they?
(Walks up behind the bench Jack is sitting on.) Who says they cannot live happily ever after?
I'm afraid to turn around, in case you're not really there.
(Giggles and walks around to the front of the bench)
There was something I wanted to tell you before you left.
I love you.
Yes.
Yes?
Yes. Thats what I wanted to tell you.
(grabs Ondine and kisses her) Three months! I thought I would go nuts without you!
Three months for you, Six hours for me. You know, I think Maggog only gave me these just so I'd leave him alone. (pulls 2 teleport vials from her jacket pocket) Look, he gave me two extra, for our return. If you'd come with me?
(narrating) And so, they DO live happily ever after, in this time and that time, if you believe, in the possiblity of the impossible.
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