Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story: in 3 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Jack Robinson (2)
Lines by Siggy 1
Siggy
Giants? Get away. Don't hurt me. Leave me alone.
(Thor and Odin see the skeleton of Thunderdell behind Siggy. Suddenly two pistol reports are heard and the bullets bounce harmlessly off Thor's body.)
Siggy
Oh, did I do that? I didn't mean to do that.
(Siggy fires 2 more shots and they too bounce right off)
Siggy
Just a silly reflex. I have no control. Someone call the army.
(Siggy continues firing more shots, making no attempt to hide the fact that he's shooting now, all of which continue bouncing off Thor, as he steps toward Siggy.)
Siggy
What kind of gun is this?
(Thor kicks Siggy across the room.)
Scenes with Siggy 2
I guess no one stood as much to gain as you did, Mr. Chairman.
Siggy
You know. I had thought the hardest part would have been to have your will rewritten, leaving your entire estate to me. But in the end no one even questioned it, because everyone knew you loved me like a father.
The Robinson curse, it has the same agenda as you. Only what you don't know is that when I die, all you'll get out of that goose will be scrambled eggs.
Siggy
Even if that is true, I have 20 billion in eggs downstairs. Not as much as I'd like but workable.
Siggy
No. I'm just greedy, very greedy. You see greed makes great businessmen, great leaders, great civilizations, great me. I am the greatest giant of them all.
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Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story · 27 quotes
