What a pleasant surprise it might have been if Chinese brains or Spanish brains or Italian brains tasted like the cuisines for which their regions are famous. No such luck.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What's that old zombie saying? Today is the first day of the rest of your half-dead life.
[narrating] I know it's not a different sun that came up this morning. But somehow, it looks sunnier. Ravi is hitting it off with Major, who seems willing to give me another shot at this friends thing. The "pretending to be something I'm not" isn't over, but at least Sammy's brain is out of my system, finally. I'm so ready to start looking forward instead of constantly watching my back. What's that old zombie saying? Today is the first day of the rest of your half-dead life.
Her life is, um, like the whorey version of that movie, Memento.
If you live each day like it's your last, someday you'll be right.
What if our hot zombie boy's name's on our fax and he's our murderer?
I don't think it will be. I have a good feeling about him.
Mmm. And where exactly is this feeling originating from?
Uh, I think you've got company.
It's him.
Ooh.
Shut up or I'll eat you.
Okay, uhm. So, here's the speech. The zombie thing is a bitch. Your world shrivels down to a dot. You know this. And, all you can think about is how to get your next meal, and keeping your secret. And no-one can really know you now. Kissing, touching, sex, love, yelling at someone for stealing the blankets. Uhm, out of the question, forever. But then one day I see this (pause) beautiful woman. She's the only thing in colour. Odd, 'cos she's so pale. And then suddenly there's hope again. That's what I'm saying. Who knows if we even like each other. But, I like everything I've seen so far and, ah, what have I got to lose.
I am free this weekend, and I have your number.
I'll only hover by the phone for the next 72 hours or so. After that, I'm on to the next zombie girl.
[voice-over] Lowell could turn out to be nothing. Or everything. He may even break my heart, but, any of that sounds good to me. I'm ready to feel again. Anything, good or bad, I want to be alive, now, more than ever.
[sewing stitches] Easy. You're lucky you're not dead. Although, if you were, this would come much more naturally to me.
You know what you're doing, right?
I mean, theoretically. Sure. But did you consider a trip to the ER?
I'm a social worker. My insurance covers, like, one Band-Aid a year.
[entering] Major? What the hell?
It's nothing.
Those are y-incision stitches. They need to be closer together, unless you're going for that Frankenstein look.
The man's too good-looking. I'm giving him character.
Must have donuts. Great, I have Homer Simpson's brain.
Hey Lowell, so sorry to do this on a message, but I have to cancel. I'm literally seconds away from puking, it hit me out of nowhere, and I'm calling you from the bathroom floor right now. Hope you understand- oh my god, I'm such an idiot, I totally forgot you're a zombie. I can just tell you. I had a bad batch of agoraphobe brain, and I can't get out of my apartment. Okay, bye.
So... did you run out of napkins or were you just fondled by an Oompa Loompa?
That is... so incredibly unfair and awful.
Umm, it's...you know, it's funny, I, I...I didn't think that I was the type of guy who wanted people to feel bad for me, but...you just said the exact thing I've been dying for someone to say to me.
EMEva Moore
Pediatric medicine. Now that's a wonderful application for your talents.
Questioning my life choices… a familiar application of yours.
EMEva Moore
I'm your mother, it's part of the deal.
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