[in his fantasy after being shot directly in the head; he briefly reacts as if he had been merely punched, much to even the robber's and clerk's confusion] Shit. Ah, whoah! I dares it... I ders-darse-der... A crammy hand- a crammy handlebit. A crammy handle bit, ayeeee...... Der. [finally collapses to the ground]
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