Bulletproof, Black Samson and others in “Unfinished Business”

How's Rae?

Still in the ICU. But she's stronger than she looks. She'll make it. What?

(sighs) This place.

What about it?

We're supposed to be the best there is. Best superheroes on the planet.

And?

You serious? Ok, let's do the lineup. You got a guy who's supposed to be a genius, but the best idea he could come up with was to make himself a new body with DNA he stole from a coworker, so he can date a different coworker who currently does not want to date him. That same chick gets younger each time she uses her powers and doesn't seem to care she's gonna be eating strained carrots before too long. Our leader's a guy who's so old he shits dust, and his boss is a suit who'd sacrifice us all in a second to save white america. Then there's the girl who broke all her bones trying to explode someone from the inside out, which is fucked up. The pyromaniac who's going through some heavy personal shit after he traded half his brain for a bullet. And finally, whatever the hell Shapesmith is.

Here I am feeling left out.

[scoffs] Okay, first, you're bald, and hair was Samson's whole thing. And second, if you think we're the best superhero team on the planet, that hair thing is secondary to your messed-up judgement.

I had hair when I picked the name, but you're right. We're not the best superhero team on the planet. We're a family.

Oh really?

And like any family, we're all messed up in our own unique way.

Shit, speak for yourself.

But we're unbreakable when it counts. That's what makes us the best. You're new, so you just don't get it yet.

Cecil

[in the distance] What? No!

Well, if we're a family, than Mom and Dad are getting a divorce.