Miroku quotes from InuYasha

... You didn't have to die.

D'you think maybe Kanna was trying to take us with her? Is that why she did that?

No. (they all look at her)

Miroku

How can you be so sure?

The truth is... she never actually wanted to die. That's why... she wanted me to hear her final words.

Kanna

(flashback) The light will destroy Naraku.

(thinking) Kanna... wherever you are, I heard your heart's last wish.

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You expect me to remove the poison from your weapon?

Miroku

Yes. We've heard that you would be able to do so, Master.

Let me have a look. (licks the pieces of Hiraikotsu with his tongue)

So you can fix it?

Demon-slaying salve?! That's some harsh stuff you put on it! Even if I could fix it, I'd refuse to do it on principle! At a glance, I can tell you that this weapon is well-worn; this suggests you've been fighting with it for a long time, yet you'd apply this vicious poison to it without a thought?! That doesn't sit well with me.

(grabs him by his beard) Look, you don't even know the whole story behind it!

...That was gross.

I forgot to mention, I'm a little bit hungover.

That's enough, Inuyasha. The Master of Potions is right, after all. There's no excuse for what I did.

What, so you're just gonna give up now?!

Fine, I'll do it!

Huh?! A second ago, you said you wouldn't do it!

That's because I thought it belonged to you! But your friend here... I like her!

(smiles) Apparently, the Master of Potions has a soft spot for girls.

Miroku

Well, obviously he's a good person at heart-

If, by "good person" you mean pervert, then yes.

Young lady, let's have a look at your hand.

(sharply) What are you doing?

Miroku

(pokes the Master between the eyes with his staff) Perhaps he's a little too good of a person.

I was merely examining the strength in her legs and waist. You see, though I agreed to fix your weapon, in reality you are the one who must fight and risk death.

"Risk death?"

Correct. (he brings up two giant jugs of potion) Now, be kind and hand over Hiraikotsu, dear.

Hey, the whole thing's dissolving!

Poison will do that.

Poison?! But I thought you were gonna fix it!

Hiraikotsu will be fixed when this poison turns into a remedy.

Ok, so now what happens?

Well, mainly I need you to slay the demons inside this jug here. The poison in Hiraikotsu's jug will turn into a remedy if you can pacify the demons within it! To put it another way: if you aren't able to pacify the demons, Hiraikotsu will dissolve into nothing. You follow me?

Understood. I'll do it.

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Don't you get it? If you drink this medicine, you won't hesitate to use the Wind Tunnel. In other words, you're just gonna end up killing yourself sooner!

Miroku

Inuyasha, are you telling me not to fight? I should allow myself to be protected instead?! If I can't use the Wind Tunnel, Sango will only push herself harder to compensate for me!

You just can't stand being protected by a woman, huh?

Miroku

That's right! If it means her life is in danger, I can't! Sango would risk her life to protect me, but I won't let her do it.

Huh! Your stupid pride's gonna kill you-

Miroku

Listen to me! You seem convinced that I'm rushing to my death, but my decision has nothing to do with that. Don't you see it? Drinking this medicine will determine how I live.

Huh?

Miroku

I want to fight so I can survive... so I can protect her.

(thinking) Miroku...

What's wrong? Aren't you gonna argue with him?

Shaddup! I can never beat this guy in an argument.

Miroku

Inuyasha, this goes without saying, but please do not tell Sango or Kagome about this.

I won't tell them. But you have to promise me something: that you won't use your Wind Tunnel, unless it's a matter of life and death. Sango might forgive you for killing yourself... but I won't.

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Tenseiga?!

Tetsusaiga?!

Sesshomaru, you should draw Tenseiga! Try it- something might happen!

(thinking) What do you want? Are you telling me to fight alongside Tetsusaiga? Worse yet- are you telling me to help Tetsusaiga? To help Inuyasha?!

There's nowhere for you to run, now. Prepare to be banished to the Underworld!

(thinking) Tenseiga was only cast off of Tetsusaiga to be rid of Meido Zangetsuha. Now, after inheriting this unwanted sword from my father, I'm supposed to use it to aid Inuyasha?!

Are you ready for it? Now, you and your father's swords shall spend the rest of eternity in the Underworld!

Inuyasha!

Miroku

There are so many!

Jaken

(hides his eyes) They'll never make it!

Rin

No! Lord Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru!

(thinking) I still do not know what Father was thinking, when he gave me Tenseiga. (he draws Tenseiga) Perhaps I never will- but I no longer care about that! (aloud) Never, Shishinki! I would never allow my life to be taken by scum like you!

Jaken

Lord Sesshomaru's Meido Zangetsuha has achieved a complete circle!

Kohaku

It's swallowing Shishinki's Meido!

(stunned) It can't be! Tenseiga is supposed to be incomplete!

(smiles coldly) ...Now, I see. I pity you, Shesshomaru. What your father did was cruel! It was cruel, do you hear?!

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Hey, uh, Sesshomaru. That thing you just did- that was a complete Meido Zangetsuha, wasn't it?

Wait up, Sesshomaru! This means you've mastered Tenseiga, now! I can assume that, right? Look, Father died before I was old enough to remember him. I have no way of knowing what he was thinking back then. But all of those things that Shishinki was saying- that Tenseiga was something Tetsusaiga didn't need, that it's incomplete- those were lies, right? I mean, Father left you Tenseiga because he trusted you, and because you were a real demon!

Inuyasha!

... Why do you ask, anyway?

"Why?!" Because, Sesshomaru, I'm sick and tired of you giving me trouble about this sword! Let's just agree that Tenseiga was your proper inheritance from Father, and let that be the end of it!

Miroku

... Inuyasha is showing his respect for Tenseiga.

I think he's trying to cheer up Sesshomaru.

(nervously) I hope it works...

Can we agree, Sesshomaru?

... Inuyasha, are you blind? Can you not see it?

See what?!

(thinking) Tenseiga was able to produce a complete Meido, only because Tetsusaiga was nearby. They responded to one another... and that will only lead to conflict.

Inuyasha... like it or not, you and I are destined to fight each other 'till the day we die. Do not forget that.

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Kohaku

Sister...

Oh? You're able to speak, while under the control of my demonic energy. Amazing... with that Jewel shard in you, your body will be under my control, and yet you will remain conscious of it the entire time.

Damn you!

What will you do, Sango? How do you plan to save your precious Kohaku now?

Silence, Naraku! I'm sick of listening to your NONSENSE!

MKMiroku and Kagome

Sango!

Heh! Come now, you don't actually expect to defeat me with Hiraikotsu, do you- [Hiraikotsu smashes straight through his torso] Arggh! (thinking) Impossible! I am a mass of demonic energy; I cannot be shattered by the same energy! No... there's more than just my demonic energy. Something new... an entirely different poison-

(thinking) My body isn't recovering!

Yes! ADAMANT BARRAGE!

Kagome Higurashi

Where're you going?!

Miroku

WIND TUNNEL!

Dammit! He got away.

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Poor Shippo. it must be hard to have been left behind. [Inuyasha scoffs]

Miroku

That was quite unexpected, hearing Inuyasha sound so sensitive.

What?!

(smiles mockingly) Indeed- all that stuff about "If we don't come back?"...

I had to say that, or Shippo never would've agreed to it!

[laughs] Why bother, if you were just gonna punch him?

You're right! I should've just knocked him unconscious to begin with.

(dryly) That wasn't my point. But this is going to be dangerous. My spiritual power is still sealed by Magatsuhi, and who knows when it'll come back?

Well, it won't happen until Sesshomaru uses Tenseiga to finish off Magatsuhi.

(contemptuously) You've transformed, Naraku... but you're still just a spider, to be stepped on. [several demons approach him, but Sesshomaru draws Bakusaiga and swings it, obliterating them] BAKUSAIGA!

BByakuya

[appearing] I must admit, that new sword of yours is really something.

Byakuya of the Dreams.

BByakuya

One swing in a demon's direction leaves a crumbling corpse- and, if that corpse is re-absorbed by the main body, it too will crumble. Naraku won't have a chance, even in his new form- so, by all means, swing away.

BByakuya

Or, are you worried about your little companion? As you may have guessed, she's there. Inside Naraku.

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It's him!

Naraku! (he draws Tetsusaiga and cleaves Naraku in half, but Naraku just laughs as his severed head spews miasma)

You finally made it inside. I've been waiting for you.

Miroku

Inuyasha!

Will you destroy me from the inside? Start where you like. (his face emerges from a wall) Everything around you is me!

Hiraikotsu!

It's miasma!

Don't tell me you didn't notice? The fact is, you and your companions have been exposed to my miasma ever since you entered my body. Yet, curiously, none of you have died. Do you know why? It is because the Shikon Jewel desires your souls.

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Kagome! (he turns into his balloon form and flies under Inuyasha and Kagome, allowing them to land on him)

Shippo!

What're you doin' here?!