I can only imagine your anger...
Stop! Turn around. Walk in the opposite direction until you're halfway around the world. Once there, find a radioactive storage facility and, as is your way, asshole your way inside and see if the workers will give you a couple of spent fuel rods to suck on. Do that for however long it takes until your eyes begin to cave in and your dick falls off. After that, lose my number. After that, fuck off!
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