Lewis quotes from Inspector Morse

Lewis

Goodbye, sir.

What did you say?

Lewis

I was just saying to Mr Richards...

But you HAVE met ...!

And YOU the married man (!)

Lewis

Ah, I don't mean THAT. You've a one-track mind, you!

Yes, I want to know who killed Theodore Kemp.

(laughs)

Lewis

Aahh, you don't want us to do my back in again do you ?

You do what you like Lewis. I'm going to stay and look at the water for a while.

Lewis

(gently mocking) You. Water?

If anybody wants me, they'll find me looking at fish. Through the bottom of a beer glass!

Lewis

It's about time I bought you a pint

It's long overdue, Lewis ... long overdue.

No, it was not from 'Cats'!

Lewis

Oh, the wife wants to see 'Cats'. Don't know why, she's allergic to them.

Dr Russell

Well doctor would do.

Well doctor I look forward to your full report.

Dr Russell

If I had to hazard a professional opinion, I'd say the chief inspector was nothing more then a person.

Lewis

(to Dr. Russell) Oh I shouldn't worry about it. He's got tooth-ache

Dr Russell

How do you know I'm a 'nice girl' hmm?

Dr Russell

You sound just like Morse.

Lewis

I'll take that as a compliment!

(imitates Lewis) Yer knaa. I even bet you give it a number where you come from.

Lewis

Actually, we do

Lewis

I wish you’d told us more about this Mrs Henderson at the interview!

So do I. NOW!

Very good, Lewis. I'm impressed. Where did you learn that?

Lewis

At Sunday School

And what is the relevance?

Lewis

It means that one day I'll be Chief Inspector and you'll be Sergeant

Lewis

Who?

Boynton. We know who - all we have to work out now is how and why.

Lewis

What evidence have you got?

Not a shred!

Lewis

You can't arrest the man just because you don't like him.

More's the pity!

Lewis

Is there anything that you want?

Yes. Bring me the libretto of 'The Magic Flute'

Lewis

Libretto?

'Little book'. It's in the album box-set

Lewis

How about clothes?

You think that I'm going to be here for that long?

People in glasshouses ...

Lewis

(Looking in his own glass) This is only a little light wine, Sir.

I know what it is.

Lewis

And it's only me second glass!

Sanctimony, Lewis (shaking his head).

Lewis

I could start work on the reports, Sir, if you want.

Good man.

Lewis

I mean, only if you want.

Well, why not. Procrastination is the thief of time, since we're swapping proverbs.