Morse quotes from Inspector Morse

Where were you Dr Harding?

I think it frets the saints in heaven to see how many desolate creatures upon the earth have learned the simple dues of fellowship and social comfort in a hospital. Who said that?

Inspector.

Isn't it your round?

Thank...Lewis...for me.

What did you say?

Lewis

I was just saying to Mr Richards...

But you HAVE met ...!

And YOU the married man (!)

Lewis

Ah, I don't mean THAT. You've a one-track mind, you!

Yes, I want to know who killed Theodore Kemp.

(laughs)

Lewis

Aahh, you don't want us to do my back in again do you ?

You do what you like Lewis. I'm going to stay and look at the water for a while.

Lewis

(gently mocking) You. Water?

If anybody wants me, they'll find me looking at fish. Through the bottom of a beer glass!

Lewis

It's about time I bought you a pint

It's long overdue, Lewis ... long overdue.

No, it was not from 'Cats'!

Lewis

Oh, the wife wants to see 'Cats'. Don't know why, she's allergic to them.

Where's Max?

Dr. Russell

In the Radcliffe, unfortunately. A slight stroke. Nothing serious.

But you're a...a...

Dr. Russell

(interrupting) A pathologist, yes(!)

Dr Russell

Well doctor would do.

Well doctor I look forward to your full report.

Dr Russell

If I had to hazard a professional opinion, I'd say the chief inspector was nothing more then a person.

Lewis

(to Dr. Russell) Oh I shouldn't worry about it. He's got tooth-ache

(imitates Lewis) Yer knaa. I even bet you give it a number where you come from.

Lewis

Actually, we do

Morse

Rank?

And that's relevant, is it?

It is if I'm to announce you...

Very good, Lewis. I'm impressed. Where did you learn that?

Lewis

At Sunday School

And what is the relevance?

Lewis

It means that one day I'll be Chief Inspector and you'll be Sergeant