Min-Gi Park quotes from Infinity Train

And after we're famous in Canada, which'll take only a few months, probably... We'll take my dad's van across the border...

Min-Gi

Your dad will never let you drive it.

He will. And then, we'll become rockstars and play... [moves hands on the table as if it was a drum] New York City!

Min-Gi

New York City!

Min-Gi

[whispers] We're being chased.

The Cat

Aren't we all?

Min-Gi

We need a place to hide.

The Cat

And what's in it for me?

Min-Gi

Uh... Uh...

For someone so beautiful, I'm sure we can arrange... something. Hmm?

The Cat

I respect the moxie, but I've already got plenty.

Min-Gi

Ryan, you can't just... Ugh! You have to think before you do things.

Lorraine said to jump. And now I'm up here by the cookbook, and you're down there like a chump without a cookbook.

Min-Gi

You’re right! I should keep my mouth shut and let you get yourself killed! ...If you would have just listened to me to begin with, we could have just- - Aah! [knocks into one of the waiters] Whoa. [Min-Gi and Ryan watch as they collapse to now notice they are covered in vines and are on a treadmill that make them move]

They're all... dead?

Min-Gi

So, waiting didn't work. You can mess up even if you stand still. [his number goes down] It's... my number, too.

Do I get a turn at being smug now?

Min-Gi

Ryan, I'm...

Min-Gi

Uh, well, we haven't played in a bit. A long time, actually...

Ha, yeah, maybe this time you can actually play with me. I'm not the only one who needs to get to zero.

Min-Gi

[shivers] Whoa. It's freezing.

You're the worst Canadian.

Min-Gi

You've been on tour. Everything's been so easy for you.

Oh, right! So easy!

Min-Gi

I mean, it's true! You do things. Your life is fun.

Yeah, that's why I've been trying to get you to join me in New York. Because my solo career has been so successful.

Whoops! Other way!

Min-Gi

Dude, I still live with my parents. And my job? I mean, you've said it. I'm up for assistant manager at a Humpty Dumpty themed restaurant. And you were right. It's pathetic.

I didn't say that.

Min-Gi

Yeah, but... You meant it.

Min-Gi

[reads from a book aloud] I'll just skip closer to the end. [browses through the book] Here! "It's the fifth anniversary of me living with Morgan and Kez."

Did you just say fifth?! You can get stuck here for five years?

You still want to play with me? After almost leaving you to die?

Min-Gi

You didn't leave me to die. You had a bad thought. I have those all the time.