Simon Laurent quotes from Infinity Train

Simon

Teamwork begins with two people trusting each other. [stomps on Tuba's dangling hand as she screams in pain] But you? You're no person. [lets go of Tuba's hand, sending her falling off to her death in the train's wheels]

Simon

Grace, did you find some more strays? [slides down a mall escalator and kneels in front of her]

Grace

My second in command, [Simon gets up] Simon. I trust him with my life. Even if he was wearing black socks and sandals when I first met him.

Simon

Ho-ho. Thanks for letting me keep my cool factor for 10 seconds there.

Simon

Why, no! What are these "shoe-ez" you speak of?

Simon

Wow... Nice combo. Guess you win again... kneepads.

Grace

[gasps] Ah! Ooh! You're just jealous I know how to make practical look good.

Simon

Did we have marshmallows?

Grace

I'm sorry. What? This is where you want to redeem your loss at Chubby Bunny - right here?

Simon

I maintain that I am still the champion. They did not fly out until after I said it. Still counts.

Simon

You know, we're not half bad at this. Must be all the drills we run together.

Grace

Sure! What's a little box step when you've taken the head off a 6-foot vulture together?

The Cat

Oh, my. What happened to your number?

Grace and Simon said One-One turned it off. We hate him!

The Cat

Ah, bon? One-One?

Mhm!

The Cat

Let's take a closer look.

Simon

[grabs The Cat] If you talk to her again, I'll...

The Cat

You'll what? [Simon drops The Cat] You couldn't stop me with your whole army. What are you gonna do with the B-squad?

Simon

You guys were out there for a while.

Grace

Don't you ever take action like that ever again if I haven't given you explicit orders.

Simon

Are you pulling rank on me?

Grace

Yes. [turns her back to Simon and walks away]

Simon

Yes, ma'am.

Simon

I don't believe you! You're lying!

The Cat

I never lie.

Simon

You lie all the time.

The Cat

Well, I never lie when I'm telling the truth.

You know why you're here, don't you?

Grace

To... get the highest number?

[sighs and shakes her head] The whole point of the Train is to work through your problems. The worse you do, the higher your number goes. Until you get it down to zero... you're trapped.

Simon

Lies! The Train is our right!

Grace

Simon, stop!

Simon

No...! She's brainwashing you, Grace! She said it herself! She's working with the false Conductor!

Grace

Simon, listen to me - she was the false Conductor.

Simon

Wha--? Well, even if she was, she's lost her way!

Whatever "way" you think I'm on was never my way! Have you ever considered that you've been wrong? Ha, of course not! You're a child.

Simon

You're an infection! A rot! A poison! I won't let you take what's ours!

Grace

Simon, you're in a lot of pain, I understand that!

Simon

Another hollow apology, Grace?

Grace

[angrily, but tearfully] No. I'm not responsible for your problems. I don't owe you anything.

Simon

You owe me EVERYTHING!