DaveDad, stop zooming in on my wife's breasts! Now, pi-pinch 'em to make 'em smaller. No, wait, don't do that! Ew! God!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Played by Adam Pally
Indebted · 25 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Indebted: in 5 of its 25 quotes
Lines by Dave Klein 4
DaveDaveYou were the smartest 4-year-old they ever met.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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DaveI'll take care of it.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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DaveA web of lies is a situation in which someone has created a complex and interconnected.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Scenes with Dave Klein 1
DaveI'm the king.
I'm the queen.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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